It looks like somewhere along the way it caught the scent of a black hole.

If you cross that with a pug, do you get a normal dog?

When people think your pretty ant eater is a dog...

That's an updog

My sister once said they look like the ghost of another dog that died

"Remain wary of the frailty of men. Their wills are weak, minds young. Were it not for fear, death would go unlamented."

"Seek the old blood."

"Let us pray, let us wish... to partake in communion. Let us partake in communion... and feast upon the old blood. Our thirst for blood satiates us, soothes our fears."

"Seek the old blood."

"But beware the frailty of men. Their wills are weak, minds young. The foul beasts will dangle nectar and lure the meek into the depths."

"Remain wary of the frailty of men..."

Let me do it for youuuuu

Gosh, I thought mine had a bad overbite. Derpiness max factor unlocked.

Jesus christ

Those snouts change so much too.

Hey, people can understand this post now, with this context. That is illegal on Lemmy and you will be arrested shortly.

Sounds right. There's that British family that was caught underpaying their staff do much, they spent more on their dog

Fuck's sake those serfs can be trained to hunt too, what a waste

if i'm going to be sold for anything, a dog is probably the only option that wouldn't make me feel miserable

so long as they take care of the good boy

I have never met a more gentle dog than an American Doberman Pinscher. They look big and intimidating, and I guess they can be if you're their enemy, but they're so very sweet and gentle with their family. They have such soft mouths and they're so considerate and polite with their people.

Omigod.