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[-] robocall@lemmy.world 147 points 2 years ago

trump said he could shoot someone in the middle of 5th avenue and not lose any votes. this all seems like it's going according to plan.

[-] Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world 50 points 2 years ago

The boys did this last season. Its complete satire but its like holding a mirror to reality at the moment.

[-] bruhduh@lemmy.world 20 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Seems like he's not the only one who can do this now

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[-] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 138 points 2 years ago

Biden has the chance to do a big, big funny here.

[-] riodoro1@lemmy.world 112 points 2 years ago

He wont even condemn Israel to improve his ratings. At this point it seems that the democrats are trying to get trump elected.

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 25 points 2 years ago

What if democracy lost 12 years ago and they just pretended the Dems still existed?

[-] blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)
[-] queermunist@lemmy.ml 20 points 2 years ago

Not seeing a condemnation of Israel anywhere in there.

C'mon

[-] riodoro1@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

He said they need to „tone it down”…

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[-] mathemachristian@lemm.ee 31 points 2 years ago

If he relly believes democracy is at stake there is only one course of action left

[-] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

I used the chistofascist supreme court to destroy the chistofascist supreme court.

[-] ms_lane@lemmy.world 84 points 2 years ago

Cyberpunk Intensifies.

How long until the President is also the sitting CEO of Raytheon or Blackwater?

[-] Johnmannesca@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

We could just go with the cowboy classic Pinkerton as well

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[-] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 79 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Does this mean the President can murder the SC members they don't like and replace them?

[-] roguetrick@lemmy.world 60 points 2 years ago

Sure. Even better, if you replace them with ones that will rule this was an error and the president only gets qualified immunity, you'll still be in the clear because you were acting on what you thought the law was.

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[-] atrielienz@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

If he went to their homes and strangled them himself? Yes. If he ordered someone to do it? The laws and UCMJ apply to those people so no. There's this thing people keep forgetting about. The UCMJ isn't just guidelines. It's actual rules. And murder is still illegal.

[-] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 27 points 2 years ago

If he went to their homes and strangled them himself?

I was actually think of him pulling a Vlad the Impaler and inviting them over for dinner.

The UCMJ isn’t just guidelines. It’s actual rules. And murder is still illegal.

If there's anything I learned from the Trump years, hell even the Bush II years, is that there are no rules if no one enforces them.

[-] Muehe@lemmy.ml 15 points 2 years ago

IANAL, but there is the presidential power to pardon. So the president could in theory give an illegal order (as long as it is an official act they have immunity) and promise a presidential pardon once the order is fulfilled (therefore extending immunity to the perpetrator). Meaning the president can entirely circumvent the UCMJ.

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[-] Ascyron@lemmy.one 71 points 2 years ago

So... Same as it's been since the war on terror began in 2001?

Oh, now they can assassinate white people in first world countries, not just drop bombs on weddings in mideast countries. I see. Totally makes all the difference.

(I am feeling very cynical here haha, I get this is a big significant legal precedent for the USA but yeah)

[-] PsychedSy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 44 points 2 years ago

This was kind of my response. Everyone is thinking of Trump's shit, I was wondering about Al Awlaki. Assassinate a 16yo American citizen at a child's birthday party in Yemen? Np.

What result did we expect except some weird middle ground that allows the war on terror and a shitload of other extra-judicial killings with no proper declaration of war? They're codifying immunity that was already assumed.

[-] Ascyron@lemmy.one 24 points 2 years ago

Thank you for being a far better person than I, in that you actually give enough of a fuck to remember at least one specific, named person who was murdered in the way I was described.

This is not sarcasm it's a genuine emotional appreciation. I don't have it in me to remember, since all the shit news day in and day out just all blurs together and is too much for me to cope with if I tried to remember, but I'm glad someone is.

[-] PsychedSy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 2 years ago

Two. The Seals got his little sister.

It does blur. I used to watch all the videos of police murders and try to remember the names. I also used to hope we would make progress.

I think this ruling was the most likely outcome, but I was kinda wishing we'd get every ex-president, except maybe Jimmy Carter, in front of a firing squad.

[-] TheRaven@lemmy.ca 63 points 2 years ago

Congrats everyone, we got the Purge, but remember this is America where hoarding happens. Everyone doesn’t get one day, one person gets 4 years.

[-] CaptainBasculin@lemmy.ml 60 points 2 years ago

The real question is, if you defend yourself with a gun is it considered self defence or just the assasination of the president?

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 37 points 2 years ago

Its like in that movie with convicted drug trafficker, Tim Allen, where if you kill Santa Clause you become Santa Claus. If you kill the president, even on accident, you become the president.

[-] Fester@lemm.ee 31 points 2 years ago

Instead of getting fat really fast, you get old.

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[-] Hupf@feddit.de 7 points 2 years ago
[-] Holzkohlen@feddit.de 45 points 2 years ago

Maybe social media was not worth it.

[-] dogsoahC@lemm.ee 34 points 2 years ago

That's an Onion article, right?

Right?

[-] hpucks@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago
[-] FunCube@feddit.org 32 points 2 years ago

The best part is that whatever illegal thing Biden would do, will be designated as an unofficial act by the SC and whatever Trump will do will be designated as an official act. Kind of genius. I was asking myself before how they would get around the fact that they give Biden the same power that they wanted to give to Trump, but they don't by leaving themselves a food in the door to decide on each single act themselves.

[-] Tartas1995@discuss.tchncs.de 28 points 2 years ago

If it is an official act, which would mean they would have to assassinate you in their function of being the president. In other words, they couldn't just kill their neighbors.

They could probably kill them as part of a celebration, I guess. Jk, I hope.

[-] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

"Trump was a threat to democracy and I took appropriate action"

Literal fascist shit? Yes. Legal? Who knows? By the time they figure it out, biden will be dead from old age.

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[-] lowleveldata@programming.dev 19 points 2 years ago

I have seen this plot before... In a game from Japan where the president beats everyone up in a fucking giant mecha

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[-] Fizz@lemmy.nz 9 points 2 years ago

How is this different than before?

[-] RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 2 years ago

They stopped pretending.

[-] Scribbd@feddit.nl 5 points 2 years ago

A president could always order an assassination on anyone's ass. It is now with even less ✨ consequences ✨.

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[-] mydude@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago
[-] idiomaddict@feddit.de 12 points 2 years ago

In capitalist America, the president shoots you

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