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[-] EfreetSK@lemmy.world 103 points 3 months ago
  1. Apply heavy makeup
  2. Get angry at the guy to not recognize you without your heavy makeup
  3. ???
  4. Profit
[-] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 77 points 3 months ago

To be fair, as a real-life comparison, I wouldn’t be able to recognize most celebrities because they look so wildly different out of make-up. I suspect I have partial face blindness.

[-] Psythik@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago

I think I might have this too, because I'm often attracted to people that others tell me are ugly. I also struggle to recognize someone if they alter something about their regular appearance (like not wearing a hat when they normally do, for example), unless I know them on a personal basis.

FWIW I can still tell the difference between a 8/10 and a 3/10 when it comes to attractiveness. But my scale seems different from others. I actually find people that are usually considered a 10/10 to be less beautiful than a solid 7. There is a threshold where a person becomes "too pretty", and I'm repulsed by it.

[-] Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world 15 points 3 months ago

I actually find people that are usually considered a 10/10 to be less beautiful than a solid 7.

This is more common than you might think. There's a reason "the girl next door" is one of the most popular archetypes.

[-] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

I can certainly relate. I do not have the traditional sense of what is beauty and what is not. I tend to also gravitate toward more natural beauty; i.e., little-to-no make-up, natural breast (even if they are small), normal fitting clothing, those damn filters on photos.

Not only is it a double standard (how would society look upon men who stuffed their pants), it doesn’t help with my inability to easily distinguish who you are out of a crowd of other people.

[-] Riven@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 months ago

Implant technology has come so far that you wouldn't recognize actual normal sized implants in people. It's only the huge huge ones that stretch the skin to the limiit that you could point out. Even the material they use now feels very similar to actual breasts and have a similar shape than what they did a decade ago.

I've met a couple people who have modern ones and it's crazy how good they are now a days.

I know I do, because I once didn't recognize my own grandfather when I met him outside of the usual context of his home or a family gathering.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

Maybe, but you would think he would at least have not recognized that the voice of the stepsister he thought was the real lady he danced with was a different voice even if he had face blindness.

[-] OpenStars@discuss.online 11 points 3 months ago

Voice? Face? O-o-oh, right...

But just to imagine, as a joke...

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[-] NickwithaC@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago

This seems so un-hommer-like.

[-] OpenStars@discuss.online 4 points 3 months ago

Maybe it was a joke from him back then too? I don't recall the context, just thought it was funny here 🤣.

[-] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

Yes, to be fair I was over generalizing. Of course I can remember specific details like hair color, skin tone, etc. Voices and height are little iffy if they are in close proximity of each other. But general attitude of a person is a pretty big indicator as well.

[-] MindTraveller@lemmy.ca 34 points 3 months ago

The Prince is clearly autism coded. This isn't a feminist issue, it's a ableist issue

[-] Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world 25 points 3 months ago

Homie had face blindness weve been celebrating the wrong moral of the story

[-] nathanjent@programming.dev 32 points 3 months ago

She should have stayed with her step mother then? I think she would have been happy with anyone who had the authority to get her out of that toxic place.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 14 points 3 months ago

Obviously she should have left to live in the forest as a wild woman.

[-] Kraiden@kbin.run 31 points 3 months ago

have you seen what people can do with makeup? The prince didn't stand a chance!

[-] chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Not even the original, and still using the originals voice... ಠ_ಠ

If you aren't aware, not the original upload, but at least the original video with the person who actually said it: https://youtu.be/QunwzgVENUg

[-] mightyfoolish@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

It's sad people steal content this way. She's extremely witty, I was laughing throughout this video.

[-] mightyfoolish@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

Everyone loves pterodactyls.

[-] fsxylo@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

My favorite is the e girl that takes her makeup off and they're a dude.

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 14 points 3 months ago

Princess Clara stayed single, summoned woodland critters with her beautiful voice (Tara Strong), so they could eat.

[-] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 months ago

It wasn’t so they could eat

She didn’t know they would kill her little friends and was horrified when she found out

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 4 points 3 months ago

Yes, I member.
But they were delicious.

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 13 points 3 months ago

I want to be a Disney princess or evil witch just for that perk.

Go to the woods, live there in piece, give pats to Mr The Big Bad Wolf, talk to trees, chill in a pond with frogs, kill local villagers so I don't accidentally have to interact with a human.

[-] III@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago

Wow, okay. Next you are going to say that Sleeping Beauty shouldn't have married her rapist. He was a prince, dammit!! \s

[-] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

What is your definition of rapist? Some guy who opens a glass coffin and kisses the corpse on the lips?

edit, oh wait I get confused between sleeping beauty and Snow White, did they both have a glass coffin?

[-] Draedron@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 3 months ago

The prince in sleepint beauty had sex with her while she slept in the original. She didnt wake from the kiss but from giving birth.

[-] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

Damn. Disney sure diluted that.

[-] criitz@reddthat.com 9 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

It woulda made more sense as a masquerade ball

[-] BradleyUffner@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

Maybe prince had prosopagnosia.

[-] Kyuuketsuki@lemmy.ml 3 points 3 months ago

I mean, it wasn't even the prince that looked for her, but that duke guy with the wild moustache.

[-] TheBat@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago
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