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submitted 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) by WarmSoda@lemmy.world to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

So far we have three people that have made the same comment about not being the front view. I'm using copy comments as TP tomorrow.

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[-] tehWrapper@lemmy.world 75 points 5 months ago

Unless you have a cat that likes to play with them... Then the other direction.

[-] BoxOfFeet@lemmy.world 20 points 5 months ago

Why not just shut the door so the cat doesn't get in there? The toilet paper being hung correctly is more important than the cat for me.

[-] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.ml 22 points 5 months ago

One of my cats knows how to open doors like a fucking velociraptor. We've baby locked several of our doors but some things like the bathroom I don't like fucking around with extra steps when trying to get into at 3am

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[-] iopq@lemmy.world 9 points 5 months ago

Because I don't like the smell of cat shit anywhere outside the bathroom

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[-] Rhaedas@fedia.io 14 points 5 months ago

Depends on the cat. If they're simply going with tapping the roll to spin it, that may work for a bit. I've found that rolls accessible to a cat tend to morph into big balls of clawed unusable pulp.

[-] alquicksilver@lemmy.world 14 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

When I was a young kid, I had a cat that was front-declawed (this was before it was well known that it's an abusive practice - my folks didn't know better at the time). Because he couldn't shred the paper with his claws, he showed his spite by chewing up the roll so it looked like he'd clawed it. Didn't matter which direction the roll was.

I loved that cat. He was so smart.

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[-] Decoy321@lemmy.world 71 points 5 months ago

I see we've got some really strong opinions going on here. Just wanna remind everyone to keep it friendly and civil.

And on that note, all you weirdos who place it behind are wrong and I will die on this hill.

Fight me.

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[-] SaintWacko@midwest.social 52 points 5 months ago

We actually have a nice print of that hanging in the bathroom

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[-] HarbingerOfTomb@lemmy.world 48 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Sure, that's great and all, but the creator of the Gif says the wrong way to say it so... the creator is not always right.

[-] dQw4w9WgXcQ@lemm.ee 14 points 5 months ago

Just to make sure to not take sides, I pronounce the 'g' as in 'design'

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[-] Piemanding@sh.itjust.works 11 points 5 months ago

Well saying it the wrong way sounds too much like gift. How often are you talking about Jiff peanut butter?

[-] Jank@literature.cafe 16 points 5 months ago

As a choosey mom, you would be surprised how often it comes up.

~fuck you, Skippy~

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[-] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 40 points 5 months ago

Looks like some folks don't know how to use the three seashells.

[-] Decoy321@lemmy.world 10 points 5 months ago

hahahahah ..... I can see how that can be confusing...

[-] wildcardology@lemmy.world 37 points 5 months ago

It's halfway 2024 it's time to move on to bidets.

[-] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 9 points 5 months ago

I use a bidet, I still need TP to clean up after the water does the job.

I know fancy bidets exist that will blow dry your arae, but what do I look like? A rich person? We got ours from Amazon for like $20.

TP use is way down, but it's still needed in many cases.

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[-] Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 36 points 5 months ago
[-] CodexArcanum@lemmy.world 24 points 5 months ago
[-] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 15 points 5 months ago

It should be on a pivot so it always faces where youre pulling from

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[-] Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 23 points 5 months ago

What in the terrible photoshop I looking at.

Why is there two gigantic rolls on the ground?

[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 13 points 5 months ago

Heavy days?

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[-] Asidonhopo@lemmy.world 10 points 5 months ago

Bad design. Toilet paper not currently in use must be stored outside the bathroom so that it doesn't become damp and musty from the humidity. As opposed to on the wet floor next to the dewy toilet. This is how you get a nasty fungal infection fyi

[-] CommissarVulpin@lemmy.world 49 points 5 months ago

…Is your bathroom a swamp?

[-] shalafi@lemmy.world 16 points 5 months ago

LOL my god, I was gonna say. OP apparently lacks a rudimentary immune system as well. Or, is shoving that tp way, way too deep. And leaving it there.

My wife got me to install a bidet. Can't remember to try it. Been 8-months, still forget.

[-] JCreazy@midwest.social 16 points 5 months ago

You've had a bidet for 8 months and you have yet to experience its wonders?

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[-] constantokra@lemmy.one 9 points 5 months ago

If you have humidity problems in your bathroom, get a small electric dehumidifier. They're less than 30 bucks and they'll fix it right up.

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[-] ultratiem@lemmy.ca 25 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Not the best patent to use if you want to settle the debate. This one from Wheeler is the nail in the coffin: patent

It also shows why it was over and not under as at the time, the TP holder was a hanging wire, which kept the paper against the wall. Not protruding out like todays hangers.

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[-] ASeriesOfPoorChoices@lemmy.world 25 points 5 months ago

I love how everyone arguing against this mentions cats - and never toddlers.

It really speaks volumes to the types of users on Lemmy :)

[-] harmsy@lemmy.world 9 points 5 months ago

Putting the roll on backwards doesn't stop my cats. I have to have a towel draped in front of the roll.

[-] 5too@lemmy.world 10 points 5 months ago

And my toddlers both just turned it back around!

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[-] dumbass@leminal.space 21 points 5 months ago

Thats the 'cat free house' way.

[-] Shou@lemmy.world 13 points 5 months ago

I had cats my whole life and never had this happen.

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[-] WarmSoda@lemmy.world 11 points 5 months ago

Eh. I taught my 2 cats to not touch it. It's not difficult.

[-] nogooduser@lemmy.world 13 points 5 months ago

I have had many cats and have never had a problem with them grabbing the toilet paper.

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[-] IHateReddit@lemmy.world 20 points 5 months ago
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[-] Cano@lemm.ee 18 points 5 months ago

Objection: appeal to authority + appeal to tradition + I did the fuck with yo mama last night

/s if that's really necessary

[-] kibiz0r@midwest.social 14 points 5 months ago

Are we looking from the perspective of the user or the wall?

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[-] SonicDeathTaco@lemm.ee 13 points 5 months ago

I see nothing that indicates that that is the front of the roll

[-] sfxrlz@lemmy.world 12 points 5 months ago

I like this shitpost

[-] Ookami38@sh.itjust.works 11 points 5 months ago

The proper way to hang it, if you have cats, is the other way so they don't bat it all off if the get access. This is why I do not have cats.

[-] ShadowCatEXE@lemmy.world 11 points 5 months ago

My cat has not once tried unraveling a toilet paper roll. He has stolen money before, but he steals shit, so that’s normal. But never toilet paper.

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[-] JohnOliver@feddit.dk 10 points 5 months ago

Wait. So if this i patented but has no specification about hanging it the other way, would that mean that one could patent toilet paper again, but hanging the other way?

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[-] shukufuku@lemmy.ml 9 points 5 months ago

You aren't taking into account the patent inversion convention of 1898.

[-] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 20 points 5 months ago

You aren’t taking into account the patent inversion convention of 1898.

Patent got filed on double reverse patent day. Draw 4.

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[-] Stern@lemmy.world 9 points 5 months ago

They didn't own a cat and it shows.

[-] lengau@midwest.social 9 points 5 months ago

I've had cats my whole life and have never had one mess with my properly placed toilet paper.

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