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submitted 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) by WarmSoda@lemmy.world to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

So far we have three people that have made the same comment about not being the front view. I'm using copy comments as TP tomorrow.

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[-] wildcardology@lemmy.world 37 points 5 months ago

It's halfway 2024 it's time to move on to bidets.

[-] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 9 points 5 months ago

I use a bidet, I still need TP to clean up after the water does the job.

I know fancy bidets exist that will blow dry your arae, but what do I look like? A rich person? We got ours from Amazon for like $20.

TP use is way down, but it's still needed in many cases.

[-] wildcardology@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

I just sit there and browse Lemmy while I wait for my ass to dry out. 😀

[-] lunarul@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

You use toilet paper to dry off? Why not a towel?

[-] Tankton@lemm.ee 9 points 5 months ago

A bidet ain't 100% clean. Sometimes there is small residue which you notice when you dry with toilet paper. I got a handheld bidet btw and since installing it 10y ago I really hate pooping without.

[-] wildcardology@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

In our culture we use soap and water to clean our asses after pooping. So a bidet+soap match made in heaven.

Before bidets we use a dipper to scoop water.

[-] I_LOVE_VEKOMA_SLC@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

In our culture we just put in a new asshole every time we poop problem solved.

[-] threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)
[-] wildcardology@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

From a big bucket near the toilet.

[-] threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 months ago

Thank you for clarifying. My mind immediately jumped to "scooping water from the toilet bowl". Glad this was not the case.

[-] wildcardology@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

Looks something like this

[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

Based and Hygiene Pilled

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