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George Santos launches OnlyFans account to share ‘full behind the scenes access’ (www.yahoo.com)

submitted 4 months ago by uservoid1@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[-] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 89 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

This is solid not the onion article. I'm pleased.

Edit: I thought it said Soros, not Santos, one was way crazier than the other.

[-] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 24 points 4 months ago

👀 To what?!

[-] chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago

Full access to scenes of his behind.

[-] The_Worst@feddit.nl 19 points 4 months ago

I think I can speak for everyone: no, thank you.

[-] Dkarma@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

Low rent Jonah Goldberg kink havers in shambles at this comment 😂

[-] fubarx@lemmy.ml 18 points 4 months ago

Kids, always have a trade you can fall back on.

[-] Chewget@lemm.ee 12 points 4 months ago

Get out of here with these advertisements

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

Finally!

[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

Shit.

Now I’m gonna have to change the joke about where they go to work when they can’t make it in politics…

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

Well, if you fail at running a casino, you try again. If you fail twice, you try again. If you fail again, you become the 45th president and go INTO politics....

[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

And when you fail at politics….

(Used to make jokes about OF….)

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