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[-] PotatoesFall@discuss.tchncs.de 81 points 5 months ago

the authors barely disguised fetish

[-] TacticsConsort@yiffit.net 50 points 5 months ago

Disguised??? She's the biggest icon in the community for it lol (and a legitimately great content creator)

[-] Zehzin@lemmy.world 60 points 5 months ago

Is there a way I can ask who and what you're talking about without coming off like

[-] TacticsConsort@yiffit.net 31 points 5 months ago

TieflingMelissa! She's a pretty significant community figure on Twitter and Twitch, great memes, nice discord server.

She's very down bad for dragons (same), but honestly she's actually pretty wholesome; her server doesn't allow explicit NSFW and she spends a lot of time helping new players learn the rules of the game.

[-] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 5 months ago

What, don’t we all have a $1k USD bad dragon collection?

[-] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 16 points 5 months ago

Isn't that like.... 3 dicks?

[-] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 5 months ago

They’re only like 100USD each!

[-] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago

That's genuinely surprising considering the detail and... Size.

[-] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 5 months ago

Rereading my other comment, it makes absolutely zero sense now they I’m sober hahaha.

Yeah, they range from maybe 80USD to 200USD. My least expensive was about 60, my favorite was 85, and my most expensive was 140 or so! None of mine are gigantic though, mostly medium.

Neat stuff, though! When I was young and learned they existed, I was like “eww that’s crazy hahaha who would even” then one day I was like “uhhhh okay maybe though?”

All downhill from there.

[-] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 5 months ago

Okay maybe an average of 100USD per toy… yeah probably more than 1k actually you’re right oh god

[-] Zehzin@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago

Hey whatever floats your satyr

[-] PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 80 points 5 months ago

Honestly, would be a way funnier character for a sorc.

Mom was a bard, now you're going from ancient dragon to ancient dragon demanding paternity tests for back child support.

"WHO DARES AWAKEN THELDORAK THE DOOM IN EMBERS‽‽‽"

"Did you meet Rhonda about 20 years ago?"

"Oh shit you know Rhonda‽....oh.....oh damn it."

[-] BaroqueInMind@lemmy.one 16 points 5 months ago

First time I've seen an interrobang used correctly here. 10/10 would bang.

[-] jojo 17 points 5 months ago
[-] Zehzin@lemmy.world 72 points 5 months ago

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW

[-] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 16 points 5 months ago

Can confirm, I filmed them.

[-] PugJesus@lemmy.world 32 points 5 months ago

I figured since it didn't actually show anything it would be fine. I edited to mark it NSFW.

[-] gibmiser@lemmy.world 30 points 5 months ago

He got a boner at work

[-] awesome_lowlander@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 5 months ago

How is this even NSFW? Some people are just weird

[-] Fades@lemmy.world 13 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

The words “run a train” in the second panel was too much for you?? It wasn’t even separated or emphasized. Perhaps it was the word “nutted”?

Let me guess, you also censor yourself and say things like f***? Maybe you should get off the internet if you need words hidden away

[-] Abnorc@lemm.ee 25 points 5 months ago

I see where you're coming from, but I wouldn't want to be caught reading this at work.

[-] Daxtron2@startrek.website 6 points 5 months ago

You shouldn't be scrolling Lemmy at work regardless, not saying I don't but yeah

[-] Zorque@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

I wouldn't want to be caught reading a lot of shit at work.

Most of it isn't what would ever be marked as NSFW.

[-] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 5 months ago
[-] flicker@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago

Same.

I'm not even lonely!

[-] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 5 months ago

I’m married buuuuuutt

[-] maquise@ttrpg.network 10 points 5 months ago
[-] Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 5 months ago

Tiefling Melissa

[-] VelvetStorm@lemmy.world 9 points 5 months ago
[-] pleb_maximus@feddit.de 8 points 5 months ago

It plays on the backstory of Freddy Krüger. It was in the 3rd or 4th Nightmare on Elm Street movie.

[-] Attaxalotl@ttrpg.network 3 points 5 months ago

Teifling Melissa

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