I love chocolate pancakes! Here's the recipe I use:

1 18.25 ounce package chocolate pancake mix.

3/4 cup vegetable oil.

4 large eggs.

1 cup semi-sweet chocolate chips.

3/4 cups butter or margarine.

1&2/3 cups granulated sugar.

2 cups all purpose flour.

Don't forget garnishes such as:

Fish shaped crackers.

Fish shaped candies.

Fish shaped solid waste,

Fish shaped dirt.

Fish shaped ethyl benzene.

Pull and peel licorice..

Fish shaped volatile organic compounds

and sediment shaped sediment.

Candy coated peanut butter pieces, Shaped like fish.

1 cup lemon juice.

Alpha resins.

Unsaturated polyester resin.

Fiberglass surface resins.

And volatile malted milk impoundments.

9 large egg yolks.

12 medium geosynthetic membranes.

1 cup granulated sugar.

An entry called 'how to kill someone with your bare hands'.

2 cups rhubarb, sliced.

2/3 cups granulated rhubarb.

1 tablespoon all-purpose rhubarb.

1 teaspoon grated orange rhubarb.

3 tablespoons rhubarb, on fire.

1 large rhubarb.

1 cross borehole electro-magnetic imaging rhubarb.

2 tablespoons rhubarb juice.

Adjustable aluminum head positioner.

Slaughter electric needle injector.

Cordless electric needle injector.

Injector needle driver.

Injector needle gun.

Cranial caps.

And it contains proven preservatives, deep penetration agents, and gas and odor control chemicals that will deodorize and preserve putrid tissue.

That is no breakfast, this is American junk food at its prime.

What people think a typical English breakfast is:

What a typical English breakfast actually is:

Not a single vegetable was harmed

Coffee

Coffee

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Coffee
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Coffee

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Makes you high, makes you hide
Makes you really want to go

Coffee
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Coffee
Stop

Fifteen coffees

Are you american

13 coffees and a single dry toast.

I take the $15 and invest it in the market. Now I am billionaire. If only you all would do the same \s

Hashbrowns

Hashbrowns

Hashbrowns

Hashbrowns

Hashbrowns

15 cups of coffee

may i have a glass of water please

Milk Milk Milk Milk Milk Milk Milk Milk Milk Milk Milk Milk Milk Milk Milk

𝖂𝖍𝖊𝖗𝖊 𝖎𝖘 𝖒𝖞 𝕯𝖔𝖕𝖕𝖊𝖑𝖘𝖊𝖒𝖒𝖊𝖑

Coffee x15

This is just a Denny's ad and I know this because I worked there for more than 10 years and we used these exact pictures for probably that entire time.

Bacon sausage eggs hash browns. Easy.

15 coffees

Bacon thrice.

Coffee thrice.

Spam, spam, spam, egg, and spam.

Ain't no one spending 5 of those dollars on pancakes

I'd let seven oj's fight seven glasses of milk in my stomach, down the strongest coffee known to humankind afterwards and then wonder why my tummy hurts...

wheres water?

Surely, you will not regret drinking 15 glasses of orange juice.

I think I will keep the 15 dollars.

Who the hell is having chips for breakfast

I'm calling the breakfast police

Edit: in answer to the question, bacon/sausage butty or scrambled on toast, orange juice and then the rest on coffee is probably not far from a standard morning

15 coffees.

there is no bread. impossible to make a breakfast.

Eggs

Toast Toast Toast

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Why does bean water and fruit water cost the same as cow water?