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[-] tiramichu@lemm.ee 122 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Subject: Job Application

From: pussyslayer420xxx@hotmail.com

[-] eezeebee@lemmy.ca 48 points 3 months ago
[-] Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world 26 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

The suggestions for email addresses if yours was already taken used to include what you entered plus the last two digits of your birth year. I wonder how many people born in 1988 followed that advice and now deeply regret it.

[-] proudblond@lemmy.world 14 points 3 months ago

Pretty sure just yesterday I saw a Lemmy comment bemoaning that 88 had been co-opted for exactly this reason.

[-] umbrella@lemmy.ml 5 points 3 months ago

this was already a thing way before emails became a thing

[-] blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

Wait what are all you talking about? 88 just means shit like hugs and kisses or good luck.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/88_(number)

[-] lengau@midwest.social 10 points 3 months ago
[-] blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

Let's not let neonazis take culturally common shit like the okay sign, thumbs up, or literal numbers please.

[-] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 3 points 3 months ago

Let's seize these concepts back, comrades! We will redistribute them back to the people!

[-] Scribbd@feddit.nl 5 points 3 months ago

"Cultural significance" > "in Neo-nazism"

[-] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 14 points 3 months ago

Can you start ~~on Monday~~ tonight 😏

[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 55 points 3 months ago

Unfortunately, my first email address was @geocities.com.

Godspeed, you ugly collection of websites.

[-] A_Very_Big_Fan@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

Mine is @aol.com and I'm afraid I'm gonna have to change emails for every single service I've ever used one day 🫠

[-] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 30 points 3 months ago

I still have and use an email I created in 1995.

[-] 0110010001100010@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago

The first part of my email has remained unchanged since about then. I've gone through various services though. AOL, Earthlink, Hotmail, Yahoo, Gmail, and now Proton.

I also have a first.last@gmail address I keep for anything more formal (resume).

[-] Crashumbc@lemmy.world 18 points 3 months ago

99' yahoo account? Pretty much been my spam account since I got a Gmail in 04'

[-] Juice@midwest.social 11 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I used to work for a retail company that signed people up for preferred customer accounts, and there are largely 2 kinds of emails: Robert.Layfield@gmall.com and BigMon3yT_Bone69@hotmall.com

[-] hperrin@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

It is possible and even good to change your email. I wrote an email service called Port87, and changed my email twice during the process. It really sucks how much work it is, but it’s worth it. Every email service that’s been around for decades just sucks. They survive on the fact that it’s hard to change your email.

[-] Hexarei@programming.dev 2 points 3 months ago

Yeah the hardest part is going around and updating your address with sites you use.

Every time I've done it, I've also put an auto forward on my old address, and a label or other alert for anything that comes through from the old so I can go update it or block that address from auto forwarding.

[-] whotookkarl@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago

@hotmail.com, @yahoo.com, my own host, @gmail.com, @protonmail.com. Seems like I make a new one every decade or so.

[-] ObsidianZed@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 months ago

Almost exactly the same, except my proton is @proton.me.

And I've have my Hotmail since a year or two after it started, so almost 30 years.

[-] MonkderDritte@feddit.de 9 points 3 months ago

No, that one still gets all the spam. Was in some breaches. I use it for sketchy sites.

[-] Wxnzxn@lemmy.ml 3 points 3 months ago

I lost my original one, because I didn't know shit about secure passwords, and never bothered to try to have it recovered.

[-] Sabata11792@ani.social 9 points 3 months ago

Me using my Xbox 360 username for life. I can't simply bring myself to change it now.

[-] RandomVideos@programming.dev 6 points 3 months ago

I have 5 emails, the most used and first being made when i was 7 or 8 and contains my real name

[-] robocall@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

I've been using the same email address since I was 14

[-] casmael@lemm.ee 6 points 3 months ago
[-] Psych@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)
[-] Anafabula@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 3 months ago

Use email aliasing service or custom domain and get a different email address for each account/website

[-] EvilEyedPanda@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

Roadkill4diner, used for years until I needed to be more professional

[-] Perrin42@fedia.io 4 points 3 months ago

Most or all e-mail services allow you to create e-mail aliases, which are alternate e-mail addresses that deliver to the same mailbox and use the same login.

[-] UnrepententProcrastinator@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 months ago

I got a Gmail when it came out back when Hotmail was 10MB and gmail had a size that you could see grow on top. It is just my name shortened.

[-] SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml 6 points 3 months ago
[-] Im_old@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Probably Elon Musk email...

[-] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I think that's his kids name, actually.

Including "atpersand Gmaildotcom". It's dignified. Can't just say "at". Like a pleb.

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[-] MilitantAtheist@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

I bought a domain. Then I went about making a new mail for each site I registered at. That way when I start getting spam to that address I know it's been leaked and I just kill it.

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[-] bappity@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

I love it when coworkers or clients in my job accidentally use their personal emails, they always have stupid names and after knowing someone only professionally it really throws me through a loop in a good way lol

[-] mokus 3 points 3 months ago

This cat is using a computer.

Your argument is invalid.

[-] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 months ago

Wait what do you mean you created a new mail, is that allowed?

[-] Crashumbc@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

No, the Internet people are coming for them right now.

[-] danc4498@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

I made one for both my kids that now I think is silly and I wonder if they’ll ever change it.

[-] Ghoelian@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 months ago

My mum also made one for me when i was a kid, I never did change it even like 15 years later.

[-] d00phy@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

I did the same thing for my step-kids. firstlast@gmail

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[-] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Junk: {firstName}{lastName}@gmail.com

Real alias: {firstName}{lastName}@pm.me

Real: {randomAlphanumeric}@protonmail.ch

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