"We recognize that you need to be close to Trump, so we will allow you to be his bunkmate."
Imagine waking up to that turd every single day for years. Melania is an idiot to waste her life with him. But she deserves it.
I almost felt sorry for her when I saw her facial expressions change the way they do when Donald looks at her then looks away and she looks so unhappy to put up with him... then I remembered that she knew what she signed up for and deserves all the misery she experiences being married to that bloviating fool.
"Keep me out of prison so I can be allowed the opportunity to do the same kinds of shit that got me in this pickle in the first place"
How hard did the judge have to try to hide their laughter?
"I'm guilty of things I did to help Trump last time he was in office, and I should be let off because I'm instrumental in helping Trump get into office again".
Employment is not a preclusion to imprisonment. If he wanted to stay out of prison maybe he should think about that before breaking the law and ignoring a congressional subpoena. If he didn't want it to happen during an election why did he appeal for 2 years first?
Because he wanted it to happen during the campaign/election. They're doing this shit on purpose.
CAN SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE FELONS?
He should just do like that one lawyer just did and ask if he can share a cell with Trump to keep working on his campaign.
Lock him the FUCK UP.
That's why he needs to be in prison, in the cell right next to Trump.
Maybe he should have thought about that before committing crimes.
Oh, Stevie NO! You can't go to prison. You've got culture war to pedal. We need you spreading bullshit and getting people angry. How can you do that if you can't be on your stupid little podcast? STEVIE!
Schadenfreude has never really been my thing, but what do you know? Seeing traitors finding out is super fun.
What a sack of shit.
This is the equivalent of "I can do whatever I want!"
“I’m important!”
Yet another lawsuit they're queuing up for why Trump lost again.
Gold farmer
There's a weird part of me that wants this to work only if trump goes to prison anyway. I just want him in there fuming about his friend being out.
Lmao what exactly does he bring to trump's campaign? The dude is a waste of space/time/life.
He seems to do a pretty good job creating rage media. Trump needs the hype and Bannon runs the shit shop.
Maybe it should be the opposite. The waitress at Denny's is not exactly in a position of power so keeping them out of jail is no great risk to the public. Someone working on a campaign for president, and presumably could hold a White House position, is far more dangerous. The degree of power is the degree it should be regulated.
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