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[-] NeptuneOrbit@lemmy.world 98 points 5 months ago

Biden rigged the DOJ to garner sympathy and also to punish his son for doing too much marihuana

[-] whodatdair 28 points 5 months ago

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!

[-] shalafi@lemmy.world 97 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

That's honestly he most disturbing picture of Jesus I've ever seen. Visceral disgust kinda reaction.

Like a poor, scrawny carpenter was some ripped American meatball. Fuck me, I'm an atheist and this is gross.

[-] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 25 points 5 months ago

In what world are carpenters scrawny.

[-] nova_ad_vitum@lemmy.ca 33 points 5 months ago

In worlds where they can barely survive doing carpentry.

[-] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 34 points 5 months ago

Man literally had a dupe glitch for bread and fish.

[-] pyre@lemmy.world 11 points 5 months ago

so he didn't need muscles to do anything

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 10 points 5 months ago

He pursues gains for the sake of gains. Your heresy against Swole Jesus is understandable, but misguided.

[-] VelvetStorm@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

And in what world is that? Everyone needs chairs, houses(of some sort), tools, utensils ... ect. I can't imagine a world or a time period where people who made the stuff everyone else needs didn't just survive but thrive.

[-] random_character_a@lemmy.world 21 points 5 months ago

Nazi Jesus flipping greasy burgers at fat redneck barbecue.

[-] ikidd@lemmy.world 19 points 5 months ago

That would be Supply-side Jesus.

[-] MehBlah@lemmy.world 16 points 5 months ago

That is white christian bigot jesus. This whole post is nothing but a troll.

[-] frezik@midwest.social 16 points 5 months ago

He probably was jacked. Being a carpenter back then meant going into a forest, cutting down a tree, and hauling it out of there.

[-] BowtiesAreCool@lemmy.world 24 points 5 months ago

Except he wasn’t a “carpenter” in the sense that we think of it. He wasn’t a woodworker building tall tables and chairs. The translation would be more accurate as “builder” or “construction worker”. Would still be in good shape, but nothing out of the ordinary.

[-] GiveMemes@jlai.lu 5 points 5 months ago

You know construction workers are jacked compared to desk workers right? Like if you take a random construction worker and a random office worker, neither of which lift, the construction worker is going to tend towards both more mass overall (as it helps prevent injuries) and more muscle mass (because working out as your work tends to do a lot for your body)

[-] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago

They're either built like trucks or real wiry. Though the wiry guys tend to do more climbing which might explain the difference.

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[-] corus_kt@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

The swole Jesus agenda was so important you had to repeat it thrice

[-] frezik@midwest.social 6 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Damn straight. I'll only accept a Jesus into my heart who can bench press a camel.

Edit: and then karate kick it through the eye of a needle. (Also, my instance is having problems and I don't know how that was posted extra times.)

That's because he's wearing an American flag and as a nation founded under God like it says in the pledge of allegiance and on our money, and you godless atheists are sickened by the true meaning of our nation. /s

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[-] itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml 63 points 5 months ago

He should resign as President now

[-] Fades@lemmy.world 13 points 5 months ago

I am so ashamed of myself for voting for hunter biden for president 😞

[-] helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

Its okay, both options suck

[-] hasnt_seen_goonies@lemmy.world 36 points 5 months ago

This shows Jesus creating cheeseburgers which arent kosher.

[-] sirico@feddit.uk 15 points 5 months ago
[-] hasnt_seen_goonies@lemmy.world 33 points 5 months ago

The idea of republican Jesus cooking up some beyond burgers is very funny

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 4 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I mean, God VERY clearly said to take care of the planet and our fellow animals, in the introduction no less.

[-] Zozano@aussie.zone 10 points 5 months ago

Jesus is a CHRISTIAN.

It's in the name CHRIST!

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[-] Fades@lemmy.world 31 points 5 months ago

The man bought a gun and owned it for like 9 days many years ago around the same time he was filming himself on drugs. Every gun owner in a state that buy legal cannabis in any fashion would be guilty of the same thing. It's just a bad law because you can be an alcoholic (which is a drug, hence a drug addict, hence requiring those to lie on the form) with as many guns as you want.

[-] Dasus@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

Or idk, perhaps try to keep guns away from any substance abusers, be the substance they abuse legal or not.

But that's specifically abuse I'm talking about, not reasonable recreational use.

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[-] Cosmicomical@lemmy.world 29 points 5 months ago

I now understand the feeling of cultural appropriation. I'm atheist but I grew up catholic and that depiction of jesus is culturally inappropriate

[-] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 13 points 5 months ago

no less appropriate than the pasty italian twink usually depicted, to be fair

[-] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 12 points 5 months ago

What do you mean? Jeff Bridges Jesus barbecued for your sins.

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[-] Gonzako@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago

yeah, he'd be wearing the popes flag otherwise it'd be historically innacurate

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[-] juice702@lemmy.world 19 points 5 months ago

Jesus was a true American!

[-] Fades@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

No but his supply-side clone is

[-] Monument@lemmy.sdf.org 14 points 5 months ago

Wait. Are the Trump folks sharing those memes because they’re so stupid they’re funny?

I guess I’ve always found Trump so offputting and taken white nationalist christian fascism so seriously that I never considered those to be shitposts.

[-] Cqrd@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 5 months ago

No, they legit believe them - or want others to in the case of Russian trolls

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[-] Assman@sh.itjust.works 10 points 5 months ago

Jeff Bridges

[-] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 4 points 5 months ago

That's Obi Wan Kenobi.

[-] Holyginz@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago

If the charges are true he should have been convicted.

[-] cowfodder@lemmy.world 26 points 5 months ago
[-] Holyginz@lemmy.world 10 points 5 months ago

Meh, I misunderstood. I get how what I said is dumb in retrospect. Lice and learn.

[-] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 7 points 5 months ago

It was a witch hunt!!1!11!

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