There's a faux Christian saying: "If you shake it more that three times, that's masturbation."

Tldr Jack it.

Do you mean gooch? Chode is a penis that is girthier than it is long

I feel that pulling your balls forward and applying some pressure behind them, kind of improves this milking technique but basically, anything that gets more pee out after youre finished is good.

I also suspect that this is not the same between each time and can vary depending on many things

There are far more effective techniques out there. Please see this research paper by a top-tier scientist:

https://garry.net/posts/piss-shake

Or it might instead be a blog post by a video game developer, I don't really understand the difference.

Or just, you, sit down to pee where it will all come out anyways.

Milk it, like the cow that you are😅

Every so often I think about the fact that there are actually real people with real chodes and it legitimately makes me kind of sad

That's right, all men need to know about pressing the button. 🙌🏻

I have seen people explain it but I still can't visualise this. Can you explain in more detail? For science. (But unironically)

You have to take them off, if you want to sit backwards and rest your phone on the tank

Paprika asking the spicy questions we didn't know we needed the answers to!

Oh shit lmao. Guy is just out here air-drying his butthole for all to see. Some call it disgusting, but others? Efficient. Jensen, promote this man!

There is such a thing as forbidden knowledge, bud. There's a reason for it.

You at your desk, staring at your dick: "cmon... WORK! You fuckin worked yesterday..."

Your boss who is standing behind you: "wtf"

Seriously... However awkward it is to talk about, it worked so well I told my coworkers lol

I keep hearing this but can't seem to get it to work :(

Listen... If you don't hear back from me, thanks for the life changing advice.

Whats the starfish

Taint?