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[-] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 249 points 5 months ago

It's time we take seditionists out of the Sheriff's Departments.

[-] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 110 points 5 months ago

The buildings would be empty

[-] crawancon@lemm.ee 54 points 5 months ago

Ah yes, so basically rage against the machine are all drinking 'I told you so' juices for the foreseeable future.

[-] thesohoriots@lemmy.world 27 points 5 months ago

They and the Dead Kennedys are just constantly raising toasts to each other

[-] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 12 points 5 months ago

Mission accomplished, I guess

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[-] kescusay@lemmy.world 198 points 5 months ago

Holy shit, he actually said that.

This, right here, is a prime example of a political headline that looks like it comes from The Onion.

[-] loutr@sh.itjust.works 15 points 5 months ago

I actually wasn't sure until I checked the URL.

[-] GreyEyedGhost@lemmy.ca 12 points 5 months ago

It's like a reflex now.

Thinking, "Holy shit! Is that even real?"

Checks URL.

Sigh, "Yeah, it's real..."

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[-] HawlSera@lemm.ee 123 points 5 months ago

Cop literally wants a convicted felon to run the country, I can't come up with a better satire for how little police care about rule of law... Or a better argument for the "Ban the Box" initiative

I'm definitely all for loosening restrictions on former felons.. Look bro, if we can have a convicted felon running for office, no reason why they can't vote or hold jobs if they've done their time right?

[-] barsquid@lemmy.world 32 points 5 months ago

This sheriff would need to check the color of their hat before he agrees or not. And the color of their skin.

[-] Madison420@lemmy.world 14 points 5 months ago

I couldn't own firearms or vote but this motherfucker could be president? Literally makes no sense and moreso if you read the reasoning as to why voting rights and firearm right can be restricted.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Civil_death

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[-] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 114 points 5 months ago

Does he care about people not caring about the rule of law?

Or is he just upset he cant run his little fiefdom like a tyrant like cops would have been able to 30 years ago before cameras and youtube?

[-] PlasticExistence@lemmy.world 17 points 5 months ago

Mr. Treehorn draws a lot of water in this town. You don't draw shit, Lebowski.

[-] blindbunny@lemmy.ml 99 points 5 months ago

Who wants to bet we find something nasty on this dude in the next six months?

[-] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 76 points 5 months ago

On the surface of only the quote. I agree.

If a felon was in the White House, I think we'd finally see some genuine prison reform, and if we're lucky, for profit prisons being outlawed.

Can you imagine a Danny Trejo type in the White House? Someone who deeply cares that prison is reformative and not punishment?

But not Donny Felon. He's just going to commit more crimes.

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[-] enbyecho@lemmy.world 72 points 5 months ago

So basically he's saying he has no faith or confidence in the criminal justice system? Wouldn't that kind of... I dunno... disqualify you from a job in the criminal justice system?

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 27 points 5 months ago

Since when has that stopped any cops at all?

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[-] Melvin_Ferd@lemmy.world 13 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I've think a lot of cops express how unhappy they are with the justice systems. Imagine getting a call for a domestic abuse. Show up and see this piece of shit beat his wife and kid. You arrest them and put them in jail. 6 months later you get another call same fucking guy same fucking thing. The courts gave him a reduced sentence. Rinse and repeat for your career. You're catching the same dirt bags over and over and the justice system keeps putting them back out there cause they either are too lenient or under funded to handle them. Cops can make the arrest but have no control over the justice system. I get a lot of us hate cops but I think we can all empathize how hard it would be to see the same people every couple months victimizing the same people

[-] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 24 points 5 months ago

Or we could try a system that actually tried to rehabilitate people. Nah, that's too much work. Best just keep people in jail.

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[-] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 56 points 5 months ago

Look, I'm all for equal representation and equal opportunity for everyone. The US had a black president already, which is awesome, but I'm not thinking the next step here is to "recently convicted felon". Maybe try for a woman as president first?

Just saying.

[-] ameancow@lemmy.world 53 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

There's a whole long LIST of things we can try long before settling on "first felon president."

  • First Woman President

  • First Openly Gay President

  • First Asian/Pacific Islander President

  • First Albino President

  • First Teenage President

  • First Werewolf President

  • First Teenage Werewolf President

  • First Robot President

  • First Robot Teenage Werewolf President

  • First Normal President

We could go on and on too.

[-] Lifebandit666@feddit.uk 14 points 5 months ago

Try and start easy with an openly atheist president and work from there

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[-] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 51 points 5 months ago

Translation: "I'm upset that my cult leader was found guilty so I'm going to stand here and throw a sarcastic little crybaby tantrum about it now"

[-] ceenote@lemmy.world 44 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

One more for the "Evidence 'law and order Republicans' are just racist" drawer.

[-] sucricdrawkcab@lemmy.world 38 points 5 months ago

"Bianco also challenged the idea of systemic racism or bias in law enforcement"

Yes, because no police department ever has had these kinda problems in the United States.

[-] drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world 37 points 5 months ago

Not going to lie. His felon status has very little to do with why I won't vote for him

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[-] MissJinx@lemmy.world 35 points 5 months ago

Not american but I'm honestly worried about the USA right now. This shit is crazy. Can you imagine if he wins again?!

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[-] Empricorn@feddit.nl 32 points 5 months ago

So brave. To be so openly corrupt...

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[-] Docandersonn@lemm.ee 32 points 5 months ago

Something really strange about American police forces is their use of military rank insignia. Here we have an elected official overseeing a civilian law enforcement agency of ~4000 personnel wearing the rank insignia of a 4-Star general.

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[-] taiyang@lemmy.world 31 points 5 months ago

Oh yeah, I remember hearing about this as a local-ish. He's bum hurt about criminal justice reform in Cali (non violent offenders getting less or no jail time, that kinda thing). Makes this job "harder" he says.

It hasn't been smooth sailing, mind you-- but it's at least the government trying to do something about an overcrowded prison system.

[-] Crikeste@lemm.ee 22 points 5 months ago

Makes his job harder? GOOD. Policing communities should never be an easy job. And you signed up for it, numb nuts.

[-] CptEnder@lemmy.world 15 points 5 months ago

"Wait it's not just shooting brown people?!"

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[-] Chainweasel@lemmy.world 30 points 5 months ago

Trump isn't fit for a Waffle House, let alone the White House.

[-] SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml 14 points 5 months ago

Nah, waffle house accommodates larger folk all the time, pretty sure he could fit in the seats.

[-] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 12 points 5 months ago

Yeah, but he can't keep his mouth shut, so he's a prime candidate for a parking lot fight.

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[-] devbo@lemmy.world 23 points 5 months ago

I've heard you have to think like a criminal to catch one, but i have not heard let a criminal run your goverment to stop crime. but it really makes sense if you don't think about it, making nothing illegal would mean no more crime.

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[-] Disaster@sh.itjust.works 19 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Yes, Eugene Debs, please.

  • who was basically jailed on political pretexts but still..
[-] SteefLem@lemmy.world 18 points 5 months ago

Convicted felon. Because lets be honest, they are all felons.

[-] bane_killgrind@lemmy.ml 17 points 5 months ago

I support this affirmative action and will be voting for Snoop Dogg in the upcoming election

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[-] Infynis@midwest.social 17 points 5 months ago

Glad he supports criminal rights reform, but I don't think he's picking the right criminals

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[-] Grass@sh.itjust.works 16 points 5 months ago

this guy looks like he's the model for several cartoon characters

[-] MasterNerd@lemm.ee 16 points 5 months ago

If this dude wasn't such a conservative nutjob, I would think he was doing a satire

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