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submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by jeffw@lemmy.world to c/news@lemmy.world

edit: I have changed my title to match the new NYTimes headline. Sorry about the all caps, I guess they are really excited about this lol

Also shoutout to @SayJess@lemmy.blahaj.zone who shared a gift article link in the comments. I hope you don't mind but I kinda stole it and updated the post

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[-] snooggums@midwest.social 162 points 2 years ago
[-] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 119 points 2 years ago
[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 43 points 2 years ago

God damn it, don't take my job away from me!

[-] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 33 points 2 years ago

Today we're all flying high, Squid

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 27 points 2 years ago

I was and then I got out-Rikered!

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[-] snooggums@midwest.social 16 points 2 years ago

We are all sad trombone players on this blessed day.

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[-] LEDZeppelin@lemmy.world 84 points 2 years ago

Translation: republicans rigged 2016 election to usurp power, stole 3 Supreme Court seats, passed illegitimate tax cuts for ultra rich, and committed violent insurrection when public legitimately tried to remove them from power.

Every. Single. Republican. Is. Guilty. By. Association.

[-] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 24 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

That’s completely incorrect.

Trump was convicted of 34 counts of falsifying business records. These were the charges in the NY “hush money” trial only.

Here’s a handy tracker for the other cases from the Associated Press.

[-] PrettyFlyForAFatGuy@feddit.uk 30 points 2 years ago

falsifying business records

To influence the outcome of the 2016 election.

He didn't decisively win, it's not inaccurate to deduce from this conviction that the 2016 election was stolen

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[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 19 points 2 years ago

So what happens now?

Fines? Community service? Jail? Nothing?

[-] sar1n@infosec.pub 46 points 2 years ago

He'll get 34 slaps on the wrist then become our president for a term that doesn't end until he dies

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[-] snooggums@midwest.social 20 points 2 years ago

Won't know till July when sentencing happens.

[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago

Most likely, fines that he'll pay for with cultist money.

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[-] donuts@kbin.social 145 points 2 years ago

This is only the tip of the iceberg. Trump is a fucking convicted felon and a serial rapist. Fuck him. Now on to sentencing.

[-] zcd@lemmy.ca 83 points 2 years ago

There may have been some light treason also

[-] DJDarren@thelemmy.club 24 points 2 years ago

Who among us has never committed a tiny bit of light treason though…

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[-] newthrowaway20@lemmy.world 100 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Guilty on the first count.

Edit: Counts 2~34 guilty.

We got a total sweep.

[-] Cosmos7349@lemmy.world 42 points 2 years ago

🧹🧹🧹

[-] TunaCowboy@lemmy.world 76 points 2 years ago
[-] Ranta@lemmy.world 23 points 2 years ago

Did you make this mockup or has the current state of American legal reporting devolved into a Sportsnet style scoreboard?

[-] TunaCowboy@lemmy.world 22 points 2 years ago

American legal reporting devolved into a Sportsnet style scoreboard?

How else are we supposed to understand it? Go away, I'm batin.

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[-] cabron_offsets@lemmy.world 70 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

This quick must be guilty. I’ll allow myself to hope. Edit:

lock him the fuck up

[-] krashmo@lemmy.world 19 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Lock ~~her~~ him up!

We even have signs that will work for this occasion with a slight modification.

[-] dragontamer@lemmy.world 63 points 2 years ago

One way or the other, it will be historic. This is much faster than I expected the Jury to deliberate.

[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 31 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I assume if they have a verdict it’s guilty. Could be wrong.

Edit: update convicted on all 34 counts. From the article’s update:

Mr. Trump was convicted on all 34 counts of falsifying business recordsby a jury of 12 New Yorkers, who deliberated over two days to reach a decision in a case rife with descriptions of secret deals, tabloid scandal and an Oval Office pact with echoes of Watergate. The jury found that Mr. Trump had faked records to conceal the purpose of money given to his onetime fixer, Michael D. Cohen. The false records disguised the payments as ordinary legal expenses when in truth, Mr. Trump was reimbursing Mr. Cohen for a $130,000 hush-money deal the fixer struck with the porn star Stormy Daniels to silence her account of a sexual liaison with Mr. Trump.

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[-] hperrin@lemmy.world 55 points 2 years ago

Former President and convicted felon, Donald J Trump

[-] Wahots@pawb.social 23 points 2 years ago

In other news, some little-known actor committed multiple felonies. Probably will end up on the front of grocery store tabloids. ;)

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[-] jumjummy@lemmy.world 45 points 2 years ago

First time in history a candidate running for president can’t legally vote for themselves?

[-] OldWoodFrame@lemm.ee 15 points 2 years ago

They passed a constitutional amendment in Florida to let felons vote, a couple years ago. The legislature tried to backpeddle it as much as they could in order to prevent black people from voting, but the main mechanism is forcing the felons to pay a bunch of money, which isn't a problem for Trump.

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[-] ChonkyOwlbear@lemmy.world 36 points 2 years ago

Now the judge who Trump has been royally pissing off the whole time gets to sentence him. If your justice boner lasts for more than 4 hours, please consult a doctor.

[-] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 22 points 2 years ago

FYI: Sentencing is set for July 11 at 10 a.m.

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[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 36 points 2 years ago

Despite @ummthatguy@lemmy.world doing it first, this is my domain.

Don't do a Riker on my turf, damn it.

[-] grue@lemmy.world 25 points 2 years ago

Hey now, on this occasion there's enough Riker to go around for all of us.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 28 points 2 years ago
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[-] PrincessLeiasCat@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

You can never have too much Riker….(the 14 year old girl who was me, waiting impatiently for TNG to come on…for the sci-fi…and the Riker).

I met Jonathan Frakes at a con once and told him I had the biggest crush on him when I was a teenager. He said, “Well what changed?”

Riker gonna Riker lol

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[-] mokus 25 points 2 years ago

So TIL my parents will be voting for a convicted felon in November 🤦‍♀️

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[-] ryan213@lemmy.ca 25 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Do you guys think this matters to his voters/supporters?

[-] comrade19@lemmy.world 19 points 2 years ago

It'll probably be good for his campaign somehow

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[-] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 18 points 2 years ago

This is going to give a lot of GOP Senators a fig leaf.

If someone puts a motion in Congress to make it illegal for him to run, a lot of them will vote for it.

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[-] RunningInRVA@lemmy.world 20 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

The GOP could have gotten off this wild ride at so many points in the last 8 years, yet here we are. A republican presidential nominee who has been convicted of felonies.

Edit: And with Biden’s poll numbers they could have run literally anybody else and won.

[-] djsoren19@yiffit.net 19 points 2 years ago

Today is a very good day.

Now on the downside, convicted felons are still legally allowed to run for office. Not being able to vote for himself is delicious schadenfreude, but this doesn't suddenly save democracy. However, I would expect Biden's administration will push this hard, and I don't think undecided voters want a felon in the White House.

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