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[-] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 63 points 11 months ago

Heh... but Javascript is so permissive you can just start writing psuedocode and it'll probably be valid!

[-] SzethFriendOfNimi@lemmy.world 23 points 11 months ago
[-] Gork@lemm.ee 29 points 11 months ago
[-] SzethFriendOfNimi@lemmy.world 17 points 11 months ago
for(i=0;i<100;i++){
    console.log("Yep")
}

console.log("uh-huh")
[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Like Dave from Storage Wars?

[-] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 11 months ago

And it will do... something.

[-] whodatdair 2 points 11 months ago

Perhaps more than one thing, who can know?

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

const notThree = 1 + '2';

[-] tiredofsametab@kbin.run 32 points 11 months ago

People should be able to do this, at least for simple programs. We used to do it all the time.

[-] NatoBoram@lemm.ee 14 points 11 months ago

Everyone should be able to do a hello world without IDE

[-] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 31 points 11 months ago

Hello World isn't that difficult to write.

He never said it had to be a useful program.

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 27 points 11 months ago

NP, dude. As someone who learned JavaScript in the dark ages, when IE had to be a consideration for everything you did, writing a JS program now is trivial.

[-] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.de 21 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)
[-] victorz@lemmy.world 35 points 11 months ago

MDN ftw, screw stackoverflow.

[-] frezik@midwest.social 7 points 11 months ago

MDN is better at everything than w3school, except for SEO.

[-] victorz@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

Yeah... Then again I just use the DuckDuckGo bang !mdn and it searches MDN directly.

There's also devdocs.io which can be indispensable when using a lot of popular utility libraries and frameworks in the same project. Just having a single page with all the relevant docs is just a real blessing.

[-] Redkey@programming.dev 3 points 11 months ago

Any time I need to learn something about JS, I go to W3Schools to wrap my head around the basics, then over to MDN for current best practice.

[-] victorz@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

I remember visiting W3S like 10-15 years ago when first learning DOM manipulation etc at uni. But nowadays there's nothing it can give me that MDN can't, that I need to know.

[-] kakes@sh.itjust.works 16 points 11 months ago

I think I'd be okay up until you pulled intellisense, at which point I would literally deflate like a balloon.

[-] PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 10 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

"Every time you try to run your code the pendulum will drop lower until...."

Extremely loud crash as pendulum is rocketed into the ground by all the failed run attempts

[-] Johanno@feddit.de 9 points 11 months ago

Var x = 1+"two"

Console.Log(x)

Done! I did it. I wrote a program.

[-] NaiveBayesian@programming.dev 6 points 11 months ago

Not gonna run with those capital letters

[-] Johanno@feddit.de 3 points 11 months ago

It was never specified to run without errors.

[-] 0000@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago
console.log("You had one job.");
[-] magi 4 points 11 months ago

Do people not read books anymore?

[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

He got so upset he put on glasses and grew facial hair!

[-] nifty@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

Because that’s how long he’s been trying to solve it

[-] pewgar_seemsimandroid 4 points 11 months ago

hello world (: (smiley being the wrong way was on purpose)

[-] victorz@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

Learn JavaScript. It's a pretty good language. 👍

[-] olafurp@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

var a = 0

Done

[-] RandomVideos@programming.dev 2 points 11 months ago

Just used he internet archive to open stackoverflow

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 2 points 11 months ago

Ok... He didn't say it had to be complicated or anything. Just make a magic 8 ball.

[-] blek@programming.dev 1 points 11 months ago

hey, an empty file is also a valid program. it does nothing. (like me :p)

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