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[-] z500@startrek.website 66 points 3 weeks ago

Have you tried giving it a handjob?

[-] Gemini24601@lemmy.world 23 points 3 weeks ago
[-] HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club 8 points 3 weeks ago

For the human or the dolphin?

[-] Graphy@lemmy.world 23 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Both.

John Lilly is a nut and stuck Margaret and a dolphin together in a tiny enclosed space where neither of them could get much space or stimulation.

He would constantly just bullshit things like “oh, I’ll make the middle area of the house two feet of water deep because that’s the optimum depth for human dolphin interaction!”

Dolphins are unbelievably horny and being locked up probably didn’t help with that. The dolphin would nip at Margaret and wailed until she finally went like “jfc I’ll just jerk this fucker off”

[-] OlinOfTheHillPeople@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

Wait til you hear how most livestock are fertilized.

[-] Graphy@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

Was in FFA 👍

[-] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 36 points 3 weeks ago

Who hasn't done a boatload of LSD and thought to themself "We can communicate with dolphins".

No judgement here.

[-] Diabolo96@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

There's probably a non-zero chance that a CIA researcher who happens to be a Lovecraft fan read the 1969 James Wade short story titled The deep ones and decided to make it a reality.

[-] motor_spirit@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

Holy hell that image on the wiki is somethin else..

[-] PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 13 points 3 weeks ago

Didn't one of them also basically become the Dolphin's sex toy?

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 15 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

She gave him handies on request. IIRC the dolphin went into a depression and wouldn't eat after they fired the researcher.

[-] PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 8 points 3 weeks ago

"They fired my girlfriend! How did you expect me to feel‽"

-The Dolphin

[-] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 9 points 3 weeks ago

For the uninitiated: dollop episode

this post was submitted on 22 May 2024
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