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[-] Ragdoll_X@lemmy.world 49 points 6 months ago

Is this a drug joke I'm too square to understand?

[-] LesserAbe@lemmy.world 69 points 6 months ago

Joker is claiming he's smoking good weed and Batman disagrees telling him it's low quality. Then Joker goes to clean out the bottom part of the grinder he uses to prepare his weed, which is the part that catches all the tiny weed particles, so it's the most potent part.

[-] gamermanh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 6 months ago

Also people tend to leave their grinders dirty for like, way too fucking Long and let the keif build up on the actual screen and window/middle bits where the weed actually sits, so rinsing ANY part of it is a waste.

My mother has brought over her grinder and it's so fucked I can barely unscrew it, have to spend 10 minutes scraping that golden beauty off the sides of her grinder (end up with $40 worth at a dispensary lol) before I can alcohol bathe it

Also if you rinse your grinder with water your going to end up so sticky lol

[-] Muscar@discuss.online 1 points 6 months ago

Do you hate basic grammar and punctuation?

[-] hash0772@sh.itjust.works 20 points 6 months ago

There are definitely mistakes but it's pretty easily understandable. What are you talking about?

[-] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 40 points 6 months ago

A grinder is like a cast iron pan, you don't wash it or you'll ruin the seasoning

[-] Ibaudia@lemmy.world 22 points 6 months ago

Except you do actually wash your cast iron, just not with lye-based soap or abrasive materials.

You could just not wash it, and you'd probably be fine, but I wouldn't recommend lol.

[-] LeafOnTheWind@lemmy.world 12 points 6 months ago

That's how you get a lot of carbon or other partially cooked food in your next meal.

[-] LinkOpensChest_wav 8 points 6 months ago

Is there a reason to wash a grinder though? It's just weed, and you're not cooking in it.

[-] BluJay320 5 points 6 months ago

Over time all the oils and particles will start to build up in the grinding area and the screw threading, making it harder to use or get stuck entirely.

[-] LinkOpensChest_wav 3 points 6 months ago

Oh, so can you just use that solution that cleans pipes and bongs?

I think I smoke so infrequently that I've never had that buildup yet

[-] BluJay320 3 points 6 months ago

My bad, I interpreted “wash” as just cleaning in general. Yeah, there’s not much point in putting it through a dishwasher unless you’re just being lazy

[-] LinkOpensChest_wav 1 points 6 months ago

Oh so just using a dry brush should do the trick?

[-] BluJay320 3 points 6 months ago

Depends how much gunk is on there, but if you do it somewhat regularly it could. Though you’ll definitely need to give it a proper cleaning eventually, as it’s still gonna get sticky from all the oils and such.

Shouldn’t be very often, though. Depending on how much you smoke, you may only need to do it once a year or even less than that

[-] gamermanh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 6 months ago

You can, but kosher salt and 91% isopropyl + a Ziploc bag does better for cheaper

The only time I've used the fancy shit (my personal preference is kryptonite cuz it's set and forget) on my grinder was when it was megafucked after my mom had it a while.

She couldn't use it anymore cuz she has arthritis and it had funked up. I don't have arthritis and I couldn't move it holy shit

[-] LinkOpensChest_wav 1 points 6 months ago

Thanks for the tip! I appreciate it because that cleaner is expensive

[-] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 6 months ago

I don’t smork anymore (I miss it but it makes my brain sad) but I have a kief press… at one point I had three great big kief cookies. One of my first times hanging out closely with my partner we smoked like a quarter of a cookie, and I don’t remember the rest of the day. We’re married now, so I guess I didn’t make too much of a fool of myself. I did fall down on ice, which was cool.

[-] aBundleOfFerrets@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 months ago

Why do you assume your partner remembered lol

[-] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 37 points 6 months ago

Add to him smoking out of a filthy one hitter with enough tar in it to barely even breath through.

"I'm so fucked up bat bro"

YOU DIDNT EVEN INhALE AHHHH

[-] Ballistic_86@lemmy.world 22 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Suddenly Batman breaks free and wholops Joker BLUNT

Batman: See how this tastes Joker, you MAD man

Joker: No! I’ve never hit a blunt rolled in oil!

Joker turns into Toker

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 20 points 6 months ago

Aw sweet, new Bluntman and Chronic featuring The Cock-Knocker!

[-] themoonisacheese@sh.itjust.works 15 points 6 months ago

This is literally straight out of a Russian badger video

[-] AnIntenseMoist@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago

Completely falls flat, too. The only reason this was kinda funny is my brain played the original while reading this..

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8B0DpdgUJs

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