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i have a full beard (lemmy.world)
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[-] masquenox@lemmy.ml 79 points 2 years ago

Tell me you're attracted to men without telling me you're attracted to men.

[-] Fazoo@lemmy.ml 26 points 2 years ago

Tell me you touch young boys without telling me you touch young boys.

[-] masquenox@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 years ago

Doesn't take a lot to make a right-winger project, does it?

[-] Fazoo@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Religious conservatives are just weird. Always disturbed me they allowed the Afghans to continue their dancing boy practice just to keep the peace. Look at Iraq burning shit down because a Muslim staged a protest in a free country far far away. I bet they'd dance if the Torah or Bible was the subject of a burning. Fragile people for sure.

[-] socsa@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Me, taking three busses to the city hall meeting, getting there early so I can get my name on the list, and then waiting for three more hours until my name is called:

"LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I WOULD LIKE TO TAKE THIS OPPORTUNITY TO ANNOUNCE THAT I AM VERY HETEROSEXUAL."

[-] programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com 76 points 2 years ago

Wait until they find out about femboys

[-] Yuki@kutsuya.dev 8 points 2 years ago
[-] diskmaster23@lemmy.one 6 points 2 years ago

Or hot trannies with big boobs

[-] Yuki@kutsuya.dev 41 points 2 years ago

Why are they so gay and are afraid to show it?

[-] Holzkohlen@feddit.de 10 points 2 years ago

Yeah, just be gay and proud like the rest of us.

[-] Hank@kbin.social 30 points 2 years ago

I don't like pcms. On Reddit they were mainly a vehicle to legitimate far right views as a normal position on the political spectrum.

[-] fedosyndicate@kbin.social 11 points 2 years ago

I didn't realise this was a Political Compass thing but the colors of the backgrounds check out

[-] Aikawa@lemmy.dbzer0.com 27 points 2 years ago

Joke's on you, I like a good beard on my men, my sweet furry preacher 😍

[-] socsa@lemmy.ml 24 points 2 years ago

I don't know what is worse - the fact that this kind of logic flew for centuries, or the fact that these people still don't realize that yelling "I AM DEFINITELY NOT GAY YOU CAN TELL BY HOW SERIOUS I TAKE THESE MATTERS" is honestly a pretty terrible way of convincing people you aren't gay.

[-] Blackmist@feddit.uk 19 points 2 years ago

So that's why they molest young boys.

Should have gone to Specsavers.

[-] MaxPower@feddit.de 17 points 2 years ago

"Where is your beard, Jeff! You are making me rape you! WTF!"

-- That turkish islamic peacher, apparently

[-] UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago

Does the beard on my balls count?

[-] Imgonnatrythis@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

Let me take a nice close look to see if it makes me feel gay.

[-] dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Sometimes I like to twirl my nut and shaft mustach

[-] EthicalDogMeat@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago
[-] Shurimal@kbin.social 15 points 2 years ago

That wouldn't maybe be that bad of an idea—not because of the music or the performers, but because of the inhumane conditions and abuse the performers are forced to endure in this business. I mean, many countries have banned unethical products like foie gras, ivory, trade of exotic pets and endangered animals etc.

Taking a stance of not allowing an industry's products into the country unless the industry stops unethical and damaging practices, or banning unethical products and industries completely no matter how they're sourced, can be quite effective for reducing suffering and harm.

[-] Master@lemm.ee 14 points 2 years ago

And women must be fully covered so that the men can imagine they are just more men underneath!

[-] itscozydownhere@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

Oooooh that's why they grow a beard

[-] Shard@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago

Permanent "No Homo" sign

[-] aaron_griffin@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

Every accusation is a confession

[-] candyman337@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

Translation: "I like twinks and I don't know how to process that"

[-] Zyratoxx@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

If that finally gets me laid, not having a beard is a sacrifice I am willing to make

[-] Little8Lost@feddit.de 10 points 2 years ago

what about sharing fake beards with woman over there?

[-] ForbiddenRoot@lemmy.ml 10 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Brian: "Why aren't women allowed go to stonings, Mum?"

Brian's Mum: "It's written. That's why!"

Beard and Stone Seller: "Pssst! Beard, madam?"

[-] CurlyMoustache@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago
[-] Little8Lost@feddit.de 5 points 2 years ago

lots of head shaking while looking at the ground nad making unsure noises

[-] Pengui@feddit.nl 10 points 2 years ago

Not surprised this comes from some dumb islamic anti-freedom fool. I couldn't even grow a beard if I tried. 😆 Guess I'd be raped on a daily basis if I lived in a country with this kind of medieval mentality prevalent throughout the population. Or maybe that guy is just a derp talking more than he should, making a fool of himself, the religion he represents, and his country.

[-] itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 years ago

but he looks Amish without a mustache.

[-] MonkderZweite@feddit.ch 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

This sounds like something a teenage boy would say.

Is he powerful?

[-] Zaphodquixote@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 years ago

Pfft, everyone knows that

[-] Nerd02@lemmy.basedcount.com 5 points 2 years ago

Just so you know, since you posted a PCM, we have opened a PCM community on Lemmy !pcm@lemmy.basedcount.com ran by the same mod team that we had on Reddit.

[-] OtakuAltair@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago
[-] AlgonquinHawk@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago

It’s Jay Onrait!

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