So...

Oh I 100% have one, if not several. I just don't know the location of a single one.

Paperclip, bent staple, pushpin, breadboard wire, toothpick, 3D printer nozzle cleaner, 0000-sized cross head screwdriver, and stripped twist tie are all no match for the glorious sim tool.

I used to keep one on my keyring.

I finally took it off after the 4th time I had to pull it out of my thigh.

Do we have to know where it is?

Hah, that's why I bought a little treasure chest that I have on my desk. I keep magic stuff there like usb keys, a lighter, these things (whatever they are called? Sim card pins?), anything that is small and infrequently used.

I have one on my keychain, which is sometimes a huge pain in the thigh, the hand or the fabric of the jeans, but it's worth it, because I use it like, every six months.

Dozens of Archeology PhD theses will be written about these a thousand years from now.

Broke my phone last week. Had mine on my keychain when the tech couldn't find his quick enough.

I just have an iFixit kit with a SIM ejector head included.

LOL, no I'm not. I'm just bad at getting rid of stuff.

I used a needle. But uhm... It was the microphone hole.

I wonder where that puts me on the responsibility spectrum.

I got mine! Let me dig though my pile of empty boxes in a room I haven't organized since I moved here like a year ago!

I cut a slit into the foam of my ifixit kit and stuck it in there.

These things suck and are too tiny to store anywhere useful. A small paper clip works the same and stores much better.

I have one as a screwdriver bit so I just toss them in a bin of misc metal bits.

That's a strange looking paper clip.

I have at least 2 that I know where they are.

It's on my keyring

Why would I keep track of something that can be replaced by a paper clip that costs a penny?

How is it responsible to waste your life taking steps to keep track of worthless little objects of that size? If you need a thin poker use one of the many every day objects that takes the form of or includes a thin poker.

I still use one from the first phone I had which needed this crap. So I have 3 of them in total. Actually, 4, I've got one extra in a screwdriver set.

I don't have one. Not because I had one and lost it, but because the phone I'm using was made before these existed.