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Also, take it from a squid- clams don't meditate. They're big gooey messes of anxiety in a shell.

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[-] OmegaMouse@pawb.social 75 points 2 years ago

I don't know, clam meditation sounds pretty chill

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 38 points 2 years ago

You would think so, but they've got no chill. They spend all day on Clambook getting worked up about things and clamscrolling.

[-] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 19 points 2 years ago

Sounds like squid propaganda!

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago

Hey, you don't have to take my word for it. Go talk to a clam. Just approach carefully because many of them have AR-15s these days.

[-] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

The Israeli Navy had to take out an entire school of dyslexic salmon chanting "from the sea to the river".

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Nah, they’re on instaclam.

[-] neoman4426@fedia.io 3 points 2 years ago

Clams seem pretty happy, at least enough that there's a whole expression about it

[-] variants@possumpat.io 3 points 2 years ago

Oh yeah turn up the heat and humidity and drink some hot milk, in a robe preferred for ultimate zen

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[-] ResidentCoffeeCat@lemmy.world 55 points 2 years ago

People are like piranahs on Lemmy when it comes to anything ad-adjacent lol. It's good to be vigilant, but damn, not EVERYTHING is something, lol. Honestly, getting all riled up over an ad someone saw in a subway and was amused by is pretty shellfish of them...

[-] Caesium@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

and who's to say this is actual data, and not just some intern spitting out some idea

[-] trolololol@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Sirs can I please have your attention!

These days we're outraged almost exclusively by AI. Please proceed to re write your comments, assuming the image was made entirely by a computer and OP is a bot.

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[-] rem26_art@fedia.io 24 points 2 years ago

There's nothing in Spotify's ToS that says you can't be a clam and use their service

[-] atocci@kbin.social 7 points 2 years ago

The classic Air Bud legal defense

[-] herrwoland@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago

"immortalized" is a strong word for an ad that stays up for maximum a month long

Well it will live on for immortality online.

[-] PonyOfWar@pawb.social 12 points 2 years ago

Those 2019 people were just another year away from finding out what an actually crazy year looks like.

[-] trolololol@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

2020 enters the chart

Hold my beer

[-] Moose@moose.best 12 points 2 years ago

I thought the typo was going to be 'calm mediation' at first and just thought it would be lawyer ASMR.

[-] Gakomi@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I would not care and I tell you why, I did not understood why the same thing was written twice I had to read the title again in order to pay more attention and realize what the problem was !!!

[-] LemmyFeed@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

You might be dyslexic!

Also that playlist might be yours.

[-] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

They’re big gooey messes of anxiety in a shell.

OP is saltier than the clams.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Dude, have you ever talked to a clam?

[-] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

Yes, i am a cunning linguist.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

The mollusc type of clam, not the lady front bottom type of clam!

[-] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

I am not into beastiality, sir.

[-] JCreazy@midwest.social 11 points 2 years ago

Spotify is making money off that typo.

[-] huginn@feddit.it 9 points 2 years ago

8 million is dramatically underselling how many people live in the metro area - that's only the city limits.

[-] azvasKvklenko@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 years ago

What if it’s not typo, but actual playlist for meditating clam?

[-] sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 years ago

Imagine posting free advertisements for $$$$$p000pify on lemmy

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago

Oh yeah, that's totally what I'm doing by literally pointing out that they're watching their users in my headline.

I know "they're spying on you" always entices me to subscribe to a service.

[-] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago

Here’s what I got when I mentioned a popular 24hr American diner chain a month back:

Pretty great. It made me rethink the post actually. Probably 1% of my comments/posts are indistinguishable from advertisements… sometimes I’ll end up self censoring.

For example, did you notice I didn’t mention the diner was Denny’s, who for a limited time is INTRODUCING: THE BERRY WAFFLE SLAM® (Breakfast in a Liège of its own)?

[-] flicker@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

I didn't know you could mention Denny's without a story about someone winding up in a fistfight in the parking lot.

We don't have one where I live, and the rumor mill about why the last one closed was that it was the result of a knife fight one early early morning between a couple of prostitutes who got blood everywhere and the owner decided "fuck it, not worth keeping open."

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[-] imPastaSyndrome@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago

Ah yes poop, haha you got em

[-] Clusterfck@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 2 years ago

Careful, my comment was removed for jokingly saying OP was a shill for not outright saying Spotify wasn’t paying him.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Sorry, it didn't look like a joke to me, it looked like a personal attack.

I have restored it.

Next time, please contact me in a PM if you have an issue with something like this rather than air it in public.

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[-] awwwyissss@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago

Agreed, I hate this

[-] Kachilde@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Are you implying that Spotify used user data to generate these advertisements, rather than just paying the marketing firm that definitely came up with this idea?

Also, way to add an extra layer to the promotion.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago

Do you think Spotify is paying me or something? For fuck's sake. I thought it was funny. If you don't like it, move on.

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[-] eezeebee@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 years ago

It's just a shitpost. Please, let's all try to remain clam.

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[-] afox@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

In the immortal words of NOFX clams have feelings too.

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Now we are talking about their ad.

[-] Somethingcheezie@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Clam down there brother

[-] Willy@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 years ago

isn't that a picture of a scallop?

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[-] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Long as its not linked to an individual, no big thing

[-] Routhinator@startrek.website 2 points 2 years ago

What I see here is an intentional play on words and guess what? There literally is one Clam Meditation playlist.

I know the internet has dumbed down our humour senses with videos, but how does anyone look at this and not see it as an obvious and intentional dad joke?

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