The Lord's prayer 🙏🦈 (self.dankchristianmemes)

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Our Blahaj who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name

Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on earth as it is in heaven

Give us this day our daily bread and forgive us for our trespasses as we forgive those who trespass against us

For thine is the kingdom, the Glory, and the .zone forever

Amen. 🙏

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[-] LinkOpensChest_wav 3 points 7 months ago

When we pray to the shonk, the devil shivers🙏🦈

[-] cowboycrustation 3 points 7 months ago

We will SMASH the devil with the Blahaj's mighty...tail

[-] LinkOpensChest_wav 2 points 7 months ago

Blahaj will smash the devil's yacht to smithereens, inshallah

[-] cowboycrustation 2 points 7 months ago

Blahaj no don't smash the devil like that

[-] cowboycrustation 2 points 7 months ago

I hate that I did this from memory

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