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[-] MapleEngineer@lemmy.world 37 points 2 years ago

Having banned the use of the phrase, "climate change" in state laws Florida will next ban the public use of the word, "hurricane" and it's plural and derivatives along with words and phrases such as, "typhoon " and, "tropical storm" and will change the words of the state anthem to, "LALALALALA! I CAN'T HEAR YOU!"

Governor DeSantis was quoted as saying, "If we can convince the Trumpists rubes to shove their heads far enough up their own asses they may not notice the death and destruction while we rake in the final billions in political contributions before Florida slips into the ocean."

Oh man those hurricanes are gonna be PISSED

[-] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

We should try nuking them.

Or we could change their path with a sharpie! It’s easy!

[-] catloaf@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago

How long until they accidentally ban the Tampa Bay Lightning? Or the University of Miami Hurricanes?

[-] qooqie@lemmy.world 23 points 2 years ago

Wild question. Back in the day they’d say hurricanes were there to punish the gays, now that those states are hard red states what are they being punished for now? Being closeted and homophobic?

[-] Zorsith 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

wOkE DIIIIIDNEY wORL!!1!1!!! /s

[-] Rapidcreek@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago

Usually in the Caribbean, each island has a betting pool where you can select which storm name will hit you. Pay off depends on the island population. Knew a guy who won and bought himself a barrel of rum.

[-] quicksand@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago
[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 15 points 2 years ago

blockbuster hurricane season

Wtf does that even mean? People are gonna be lining up around the block for the hurricane in excitement?

[-] mokus 9 points 2 years ago

Hurricanes gonna be lining up around the block in excitement

[-] davidgro@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

In this case the literal interpretation may be the most accurate. Much like these.

[-] baru@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Busting a block of houses!

[-] CitizenKong@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Here in Germany, it's going to be 30 degrees this weekend. At the beginning of April. Absolute insanity. Ten degrees less would still be called "unseasonably warm".

[-] Syd@lemm.ee 7 points 2 years ago

Wait Wait, hurricanes aren't a good thing?

[-] Donjuanme@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

It just hailed in Napa California.

[-] WoahWoah@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Won't somebody think of the vintages??

[-] Donjuanme@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Not sure why the 2 people down voted, it's a point of fact that's pretty relevant to op

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