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[-] glimse@lemmy.world 167 points 5 months ago

Imagine dialing 911 and the operator says "Nine Eleven, what's your emergency?"

[-] TheOctonaut@mander.xyz 62 points 5 months ago

"Nine eleven what's your emergency?"

"Hi, I'd like to report a nine eleven."

"Oh jeez"

[-] glimse@lemmy.world 28 points 5 months ago

Oh no...they did a 9/11 in Minnesota??

[-] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 36 points 5 months ago

I was eating with friends at a Hooters around 2006 or thereabouts, and totally as a joke I complained about their "911" hot wings, telling the waitress that I was offended by their appropriation of our "sacred tragedy 9/11" to name their hottest wings after. She got all wide-eyed and said "oh no no no no no no no" and went running off to get her manager, who came and apologized profusely and told me they were named after the 911 phone number and not 9/11. He comped our entire table's bill and gave me four $50 gift certificates as well - it was too late for me to back out of the joke at that point. TBF I still have those gift certificates somewhere, but it was no real hardship to not use them because Hooters is pretty fucking awful.

[-] K0W4LSK1@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 5 months ago

Haha thank you I couldn't figure out what 9/11 had to do with all this

[-] strawberrysocial@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

I've noticed it being written like 9/11 instead of 911 a lot lately. Is this how it's supposed to be or what has happened that's making people add the slash now..

[-] frostysauce@lemmy.world 11 points 5 months ago

The emergency phone number has always been written as 911. I have no idea why people are writing a phone number as a date suddenly.

[-] deur@feddit.nl 3 points 5 months ago

No, these are people who are either incredibly dumb or have somehow never seen anyone write "911" down but have heard somone joking about "dialing nine eleven"

[-] 520@kbin.social 2 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

It has always been 9/11 because it is a date. Some people use 911, but this can be confused for the emergency services phone number (also 911)

[-] ImADifferentBird 11 points 5 months ago

That's the thing. I'm pretty sure OP meant 911, not 9/11.

[-] 520@kbin.social 6 points 5 months ago

In the original post? Yeah, they meant 911 (the phone number)

[-] lennybird@lemmy.world 97 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Don't fuck with Amna Nawaz.

She has quickly risen to be one of my S-Tier journalists.

[-] Jerkface@lemmy.world 115 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I remember when Judy Woodruff was still the anchor during Jan 6th, she was just beside herself saying "there was no way we could have known!" Cue Amna Nawaz with "We did know. He told us, many times" as she proceeds to list several examples.

So happy to see her take over. Bless you, Amna.

[-] lennybird@lemmy.world 36 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I remember that! I've been really impressed with her often on-the-ground reporting both in places like the southern border where she humanizes many of the migrants, and especially her work in Gaza.

She and Nick Schifrin are doing real work.

[-] themaninblack@lemmy.world 9 points 5 months ago

Lisa Desjardins (sp?) is also incredible.

[-] lennybird@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago

Absolutely. Her steadfast reporting at Congress over the years has been awesome. Really, the whole team is top notch and I'd be proud to work with any of them.

[-] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

Gonna need to change her name to Sirhan Sirhan after that kill.

[-] deweydecibel@lemmy.world 91 points 5 months ago
[-] zenbhang@lemmy.world 63 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Love PBS Newshour.

Also love the effort they put into making sure everyone can access the program.

Full episodes on YouTube the day of and they also livestream the episodes on YouTube as they air.

[-] iAmTheTot@kbin.social 56 points 5 months ago

I can't think of a single family member I'd vote for if they were running for president.

[-] Glowstick@lemmy.world 31 points 5 months ago

Huh, I'm the opposite, i would vote for almost every family member

[-] Splatterphace@lemm.ee 34 points 5 months ago

Someone had a good childhood

[-] Glowstick@lemmy.world 14 points 5 months ago

Not really, but i mostly agree with their politics

[-] lennybird@lemmy.world 13 points 5 months ago

The key is whether you trust they have solid moral character. That they may not be perfect but have a moral backbone, humility (as in capacity to look to experts for advice), and are trustworthy. If your own family doesn't see those qualities, well... Yeah.

[-] blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

I could care less about their backbone as long as the submit to whatever I think is best for the future of world and human rights.

[-] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 25 points 5 months ago

I'd vote for my mom, and I'd vote for my brother, but I'm way far to the left of both of them. That said, they have decent politics on some things, and great politics on others.

There is no one else in my family I would vote for, save maybe that one cousin who went no contact with the whole family when his dad disowned him for being gay in the 90s. But I don't know his politics. I just respect the fuck out of him.

[-] khannie@lemmy.world 11 points 5 months ago

his dad disowned him for being gay in the 90s

Jeez that's some hardcore living in the past, even for way back then. Blows my flippin' mind how a parent could do that.

I don't know if any of my kids are gay but shit, who cares? I know if they are they'll be fine with telling me.

[-] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 10 points 5 months ago

Yeah, that whole side of the family is nuts. Like, anti vax, stolen election, dead people coming back in Texas nuts. Honestly, both sides of the family. It's just a few select members who aren't.

[-] fidodo@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

Yeah it's not the best metric. Imagine it the other way around and you're a progressive who came from a crazy religious Conservative family. Should whether they support you impact people's votes?

[-] xantoxis@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago

It doesn't have to be a great metric, she's saying the bar is on the floor for this one. "They don't agree with me on everything, but they agree with me enough not to vote against me." That's as low a bar as anyone can clear, and he doesn't clear it.

[-] PoliticalAgitator@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

There's fundamentally 2 reasons why your family wouldn't support you for President:

  • Because they suck
  • Because you suck

It's not complicated to work out which of these applies to your hypothetical person and which of these applies to RFK, but it would undermine his run to say either out loud.

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[-] Blackmist@feddit.uk 25 points 5 months ago

Man annoyed that he has never been important spends an inordinate sum of money to prove once and for all that he isn't important.

Just shows that money really can't buy you happiness, and it certainly can't buy you common sense.

[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 21 points 5 months ago

Such a sick burn that I damaged my eyes reading it.

[-] HaywardT@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 5 months ago

I heard this in Sloan Sabbath's voice

[-] MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

Ha, good show.

[-] xantoxis@lemmy.world 9 points 5 months ago

lmaoooooooo

RFK deserves the dunking-on, but "I think my family would vote for me if I ran for president" is petty and speculative in order to generate views. Does PBS engage in 24 hour news cycle punditry now?

[-] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 28 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

It's neither petty nor punditry when she's honestly answering the simple and direct question her guest posed to her.

[-] Zozano@lemy.lol 6 points 5 months ago

I don't know what's going on. Someone explain it to me?

[-] jackal@infosec.pub 48 points 5 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

The photo has two individuals in it. The interviewer is on the left, Amna Nawaz, and RFK Jr is responding to a question by asking one of his own, “does everyone in your family agree with you?” Amna’s response is to reply that, “I think that they’d vote for me if I ran for president.”

RFK Jr family has come out against his presidential campaign. I believe they have aligned with the Biden campaign.

The burn here implies that: if you can’t even get your own family votes, how can you expect to get American voters?

Edit: clarification of people

[-] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 17 points 5 months ago

You just hit me right in the wholesome. I appreciate your response very much. I have been conditioned to expect condescending responses and yours was informative to answer the persons question.
May the road rise up to meet you.

[-] books@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

Thanks, I originally read that backwards first and was confused.

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