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submitted 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) by teft@lemmy.world to c/tenforward@lemmy.world

Happy April Fool's Day. In reality I love all Starfleet ships equally. Except for the USS Equinox. That's a garbage ship for garbage people.

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[-] TheAlbatross 18 points 6 months ago

NCC-1707D got my goat ngl

[-] treadful@lemmy.zip 18 points 6 months ago

Defiant class lives in my heart.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 14 points 6 months ago

Oberth class is pretty ugly too.

And how do you even get to engineering? Transporter?

[-] agent_flounder@lemmy.world 9 points 6 months ago

Water slide.

[-] OsaErisXero@kbin.run 8 points 6 months ago

That's not engineering down there, it's the science lab/a big fuck off sensor pod. Engineering is like the room behind the main bridge on the Oberth.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 9 points 6 months ago

The warp core is immediately behind the bridge?

That sounds like a terrible design.

[-] teft@lemmy.world 12 points 6 months ago

Shaxs would love it. Great access to the warp core ejection system.

[-] trolololol@lemmy.world 8 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

What would you do in the bridge anyways?

Warp core unstable: open the door and talk to the engineer there.

Extra warp speed: open the door and tell the engineer to spice things up

Warp breach; open the door and tell everyone to eject the thing

Warp core down: open the door and tell them to get it running now, or get out and push.

See? No need to tap badges or anything. And all of it is communications blackout proof, crazy computer personality proof, engineers console re route and locked out proof, etc etc. It would allow ensign crusher to run the whole eng division, since 90% of TNG just can't happen anymore.

You're welcome.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 10 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

I much prefer the original Constitution class. I also really love the Miranda Class.

Edit: Also, you are correct on the Nova class.

I can't say I'm in love with the NX-01 either.

[-] Rhaedas@fedia.io 6 points 6 months ago

I do love many of the post-TOS ships with their streamlined graceful curves, starting with when I first saw the 1701 refit on the big screen, but I grew up with TOS ships including the Star Fleet Battles and original technical manual, so I really love the old style scouts and tugs. I was overjoyed to get a brief glimpse at the Kelvin on screen.

[-] sirico@feddit.uk 10 points 6 months ago

Runabout too elite for such things as lists

[-] Damage@feddit.it 4 points 6 months ago
[-] Blackout@kbin.run 8 points 6 months ago

Starbase 80 is not as bad as everyone says. They got the cable working again. Sorry, it's still down, my mistake.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 8 points 6 months ago

Except for the USS Equinox. That's a garbage ship for garbage people.

That's a pretty sick name for a Malon ship. 🤔

[-] teft@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago

Or for a Malon band.

[-] psmgx@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago

Tfw no Defiant

[-] sarcasticsunrise@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago

Constitution Class refit gang, where we at?

[-] Asweet@lemmy.ca 1 points 6 months ago

Peak design for sure. That and the Miranda have something special going for them.

I also do like me some Ambassador class though.

[-] Deceptichum@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 months ago

Give me Intrepid or give me death.

[-] Lemming421@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

NX-01 is great, but I’m Team Crossfield (pre-refit).

Oh, and Sovereign.

You’re right, there’s so many good ones!

[-] FunkyMonk@kbin.social 2 points 6 months ago

But if you leave out the stargazer then Picard is sad...

[-] harrys_balzac@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 6 months ago

SSS - Cerritos

[-] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 1 points 6 months ago
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