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Beercycling (lemmy.ml)
submitted 1 year ago by Zerush@lemmy.ml to c/memes@lemmy.ml
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[-] ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 113 points 1 year ago

I once heard a wise old man at the pub urinals say "you never buy beer, you only ever rent it" before he proceeded to piss all over his shoes.

[-] SkybreakerEngineer@lemmy.world 32 points 1 year ago

EA: and I took that literally

[-] hungryphrog 1 points 1 year ago

He was a prophet who appeared to bless you with his wisdom.

[-] Cryan24@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

If you're Danish. He gave you a free beer.

[-] bort@sopuli.xyz 68 points 1 year ago

As usual, the US is already one step ahead: they cut out the middleman by skiping a step.

[-] 1995ToyotaCorolla@lemmy.world 30 points 1 year ago

Really saved us a lot of time when we figured out you could just piss in the can

[-] DosDude@retrolemmy.com 64 points 1 year ago
[-] ieightpi@lemmy.world 27 points 1 year ago

I always assumed that pee killed plants.

Exhibits A: ever seems dog owners lawn with patches of dead lawn?

After seeing this pic I had to look up if I was wrong about this. And it turns out I'm not. Just got dilute the pee first.

[-] Lesrid@lemm.ee 12 points 1 year ago

Sucralose and other similar artificial sweeteners make human urine extremely toxic to the environment as well.

[-] ikidd@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

This sounds like bullshit.

[-] mojo_raisin@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Another way is to add urine to compost and use the compost.

[-] fossphi@lemm.ee 16 points 1 year ago

Where is the second guy from the right side looking? (゚_゚)

[-] TheDarksteel94@sopuli.xyz 13 points 1 year ago

"Nice cock, bro"

[-] Raxiel@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

At this guy.
Brad McGuire

[-] cosmicrookie@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

FYI, most popular Danish beers:

Tuborg

Carlsberg

Harboe

Ceres

Albani

Faxe

Thor

But you're welcome to add more in the commemts

[-] wolfpack86@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago
[-] Zerush@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

French beer the worst,inSpain mostly good beer

[-] DrFuggles@feddit.de 3 points 1 year ago

France has a very active craft beer scene, they're available Even in small towns. But yeah, Cronenbourg etc is just meh

[-] Titou@feddit.de 1 points 1 year ago

Which one did you tried ?

[-] Cryan24@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

Note to self, avoid Danish beer.

[-] Turious@leaf.dance 6 points 1 year ago

Tasty nitrogen.

[-] Carrolade@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

...we should put more junior-high science posters above urinals.

[-] the_rogue@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I'm never drinkin beer ever again

[-] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

*me on Sundays*

[-] perishthethought@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

Maybe just avoid some Danish beer.

[-] the_rogue@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

How would i know if they don't make it like the danish ?

[-] perishthethought@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

I know, I know. I just didn't want anyone giving up on all beer. That would be so sad

[-] Cover_czar@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

The one's pissing would drink the same?🤨

[-] tazy@lemmy.tazy.xyz 1 points 1 year ago

Piss beer idk about that lol

[-] turbowafflz@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

You're going to be really upset when you hear about the water cycle

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