Two months from now:
LifeWise pastor arrested for child molestation. Says Biden made him do it.
Local group Concerned Matriarchs LLC is now holding a prayer vigil to get the gay communist demon out of the pastor's penis, who they claim had been infected when accidentally partaking in liberal art.
Concerned Matriarchs LLC spokesperson says female staff are not pedophiles for having sex with underage boys in order the make them straight.
I just wouldn't even be surprised anymore.
Right? wtf is in the water?!
In Ohio? Literally everything. Our rivers led to Nixon of all people creating the EPA.
TST always has to keep them in check.
What a fucking cesspool
What other hope do we have,” Penton said, “but to ~~inject the word of God into the hearts of~~ brainwash the next generation?”
-ftfy
Not that I want this nation to turn into a theocracy, but when it does, I look forward to the Great Sectarian Wars.
fucking religion, always a driving force for good
Not good
Have any one of these chucklefucks asked God if he even wants to be 'back in' public schools?
Why yes, of course they have! It turns out god conveniently wants all the same things they want and hates all the same people they hate! Isn't it a miracle?
Oh, and he wants money.
I just love how they claim it's not state sponsored. While anyone who doesn't participate doesn't continue classes. They go to the library until the Christian kids come back. The entire school day is structured around their "off-site" prayer.
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