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[-] Faydaikin@beehaw.org 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

"Oops.." [misses giant red button with finger]

[-] EmrysOfTheValley@beehaw.org 3 points 1 year ago

I'll make my own *insert item heref with blackjack and hookers Why not zoidberg And somehow Champagne has become unironc in my vocabulary now πŸ˜‚

[-] Exaggeration207@beehaw.org 3 points 1 year ago

β€œIf we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.”

[-] thefingolfin@beehaw.org 3 points 1 year ago

I trust the orgy pit has been scraped and buttered *giggles"

[-] Ozymati@lemmy.nz 2 points 1 year ago

Good news everybody!

[-] branchial@feddit.de 2 points 1 year ago

"I have an idea!"

"I have a better one."

It's so casually mean πŸ˜…

[-] kosama@socel.net 1 points 1 year ago

@neamhsplach My favorite one is the reply to saving those monks, "Fat chance! You can't count on God for jack. He pretty much told me so himself."

[-] princecharmander@beehaw.org 1 points 1 year ago

When can we have some Slurm?

SOON ENOUGH!

Aww, that's not soon enough.

[-] princecharmander@beehaw.org 1 points 1 year ago

When can we have some Slurm?

SOON ENOUGH!

Aww, that's not soon enough.

[-] alpaca_math@beehaw.org 1 points 1 year ago

β€œNo fair, you changed to outcome by measuring it”

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