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[-] Wilshire@lemmy.world 159 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

This is dystopian.

"We are currently exploring other methods to continue publishing our content in a way that is engaging and interesting to our followers."

[-] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 75 points 9 months ago

See! We are fun! Plz ignore the dead black children around the corner k? <3

[-] waratchess@lemm.ee 20 points 9 months ago

I recently watched the movie Running Man, and your quote reminded me that in the movie they have court appointed agents instead of attorneys, lol.

[-] Sludgeyy@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

You might like Rollerball

Haven't seen either in a long time but you reminded me of it

[-] waratchess@lemm.ee 1 points 9 months ago

Awesome, I'll check it out.

[-] octopus_ink@lemmy.ml 10 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

“We are currently exploring other methods to continue publishing our content in a way that is engaging and interesting to our followers.”

WTF is wrong with police? W the actual F is wrong with them? I swear they think their mandate is "harm the folks we arrest as much as the law will possibly allow, both physically and emotionally."

What kind of person thinks this is how you treat pictures of human beings in your custody? What kind of person finds this defensible? These are human beings who may have broken some laws, but who are still human beings. Your job is to apprehend them, not to make their life worse in any other way, cops. They don't become valid objects of your mockery in some official capacity because you arrested them.

[-] Empricorn@feddit.nl 158 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Gross. Can we not link Fox "News" stories, please? If you have to reference them, use an archive... They have been and continue to be an active opponent of Democracy. That's not an exaggeration. They also argued in court that no reasonable *person would believe their coverage, so... free pass?

[-] tanja 12 points 9 months ago
[-] Caligvla@lemmy.dbzer0.com 30 points 9 months ago

What the fuck.

[-] AceFuzzLord@lemm.ee 28 points 9 months ago

Here I was thinking about how Lego would probably instruct police not to use their product to hide suspect identities and I was right. No family friendly product/brand wants their stuff being used by the police for obvious reasons.

[-] Gerudo@lemm.ee 27 points 9 months ago

How hard is it to use the generic ass emojis?

[-] Rodeo@lemmy.ca 14 points 9 months ago

🫏

The donkey is the closest there is to an ass emoji.

[-] perviouslyiner@lemmy.world 22 points 9 months ago

Next up, will The Register have to stop using Playmobil to illustrate news stories?

[-] bbuez@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago

Almighty rumpus in Swedish lesbian enclave

I wasnt sure what I was going to click on, but whoever made that thumbnail deserves a gift card

[-] YarHarSuperstar@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

This is true Internet history. I'm glad to have been made aware of this random, weird story.

[-] MeekerThanBeaker@lemmy.world 16 points 9 months ago

It was number one, officer. Just look at him.

[-] Sludgeyy@lemmy.world 12 points 9 months ago
[-] pennomi@lemmy.world 10 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I understand it’s important to protect your brand identity but it’s even more sad that a toy company doesn’t understand the value of “just having a little fun”.

Corporations really seem to exist entirely to suck the joy out of life.

Edit: Yes, we agree that ACAB, and frankly they shouldn’t publicize enforcement information at all. This was intended to be a general statement on IP law rather than law enforcement.

[-] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 43 points 9 months ago

no. fuck the police.

[-] ech@lemm.ee 42 points 9 months ago

This was intended to be a general statement on IP law rather than law enforcement.

This is exactly the kind of shit IP law should be used for. It's one thing when Disney goes after murals at kindergartens. It's another thing entirely when something like a police force publicly associates your IP with their actions.

[-] pennomi@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

I feel like it shouldn’t be IP law that stops this, but rather human rights laws. Those aren’t robust enough in the United States yet. Obviously the company will use what tools are available to them.

[-] T156@lemmy.world 14 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

This isn't a human rights violation, however. Lego is not a person.

But, Lego heads are their intellectual property, so they can stop that. The human rights part would be more of an issue for another organisation.

[-] pennomi@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

That’s what I’m saying, the human rights part is the only thing that matters in this issue. IP law is ultimately meaningless and a hinderance to society while privacy and human rights are a moral objection to what’s happening here.

What LEGO did does not fix the problem, prisoners will still be used as social media posts. They do not fundamentally care about those people, they just want to protect their brand.

[-] snooggums@midwest.social 38 points 9 months ago

Publicizing arrests is not a little fun, it stokes fear of crime in the community disproportionate to the actual rate of crime, while also shaming minorities and poor whites at the same time. It is used to get the public behind tough on crime bullshit which never targets wealthy white collar criminals.

[-] BleatingZombie@lemmy.world 22 points 9 months ago

"We have a little fun. Now bow down to the unwavering authority we have to shoot you"

[-] TangledRockets@lemmy.world 30 points 9 months ago

Fuck off with that shit. ACAB

[-] McFarius@lemmy.world 28 points 9 months ago

The LEGO group has always been protective of their brand and nervous about being associated with potentially violent content, turning down a partnership with the Halo games because of that. For years, they didn't want to make grey bricks because they were afraid kids would use them to build tanks. All this to say, this seems pretty on brand for the LEGO group.

[-] grue@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

For years, they didn’t want to make grey bricks because they were afraid kids would use them to build tanks.

Which years were those? I remember the "Classic Space" sets going all the way back to the '70s had plenty of gray bricks.

[-] McFarius@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

Really early on, with the original castle sets, where all the wall pieces were yellow. I believe the space sets were the first grey bricks.

[-] Deceptichum@sh.itjust.works 14 points 9 months ago

Haha police are so quirky and fun, I love it when they flashbang babies in cribs, shoot the dog, and murder innocent people in their homes! What wholesome fun!

[-] NABDad@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago

I'm gonna stand with LEGO on this one.

[-] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 8 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Not to dunk on you, but maybe that extreme would convince you it's a little bit wrong?

Abu Ghraib torture and prisoner abuse - but with Lego head

[-] pennomi@lemmy.world 22 points 9 months ago

The reason the police department is wrong is not because they’re using LEGO (trademark infringement), it’s wrong because criminals shouldn’t be reduced to “engaging social media content”.

[-] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 7 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

And you are right on the money. Suspects and victims shouldn't be reduced to infotainment material. I've posted it meaning exactly that.

[-] orphiebaby@lemm.ee 6 points 9 months ago

"Just having a little fun"? How stupid can you be?

[-] Fedizen@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

emojis obviously

[-] taanegl@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

...they're going to make a deal with Roblox now, aren't they?

Some poor guy, hunched over on the ground, getting brutally beaten by the cops and the cam footage shows him going "gedakadootendatendaJoe, I've been married a long time ago" with the default Roblox face and headbob animations.

"Your honour, look at this footage and tell me that it isn't hilarious. You can't. The defence rests."

[-] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

GTA synergies seem strongest

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