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[-] MargotRobbie@lemmy.world 199 points 2 years ago

Nice try, Academy Award winning director Quentin Tarantino, but I'm not falling for that one again.

[-] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 39 points 2 years ago

I like how he just stopped even trying to pretend with death proof. I mean all his movies have some really weird shit in them but like 35% of that fucking movie was feet

[-] Jerkface@lemmy.world 25 points 2 years ago

That reminds me; I need to go back and watch Death Proof again.

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[-] numberfour002@lemmy.world 183 points 2 years ago

In case it hasn't already been shared ...

You wake up.

You're still a lizard sunning on a red rock. It was all a dream.

The concept of selling "feet pics" to pay back "student loans" is already losing its meaning as you open and lick your own eyeballs to moisten them.

Time to eat a bug.

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[-] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 110 points 2 years ago

That do anything for ya? How much do you think I could charge?

[-] kadu@lemmy.world 44 points 2 years ago

There are actually several sub-categories for feet: there are some attracted to the arches, the toes, wrinkly or not soles, stinky, not stinky, always with socks, half-covered with socks, thigh highs, clean soles, dirty soles, feet up, nail polish, no nail polish.

[-] CodingCarpenter@lemm.ee 37 points 2 years ago

Alright, we got white pussy, black pussy, Spanish pussy, yellow pussy. We got hot pussy, cold pussy. We got wet pussy. We got smelly pussy. We got hairy pussy, bloody pussy. We got snapping pussy. We got silk pussy, velvet pussy, naugahyde pussy. We even got horse pussy, dog pussy, chicken pussy. C'mon, you want pussy, come on in Pussy Lovers! If we don’t got it, you don't want it!

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[-] UckyBon@lemmy.world 28 points 2 years ago

I feel a bit offended that you left my fetish of choice out. Feet with no toes.

[-] elvith@feddit.de 35 points 2 years ago

Best I can do is toes with no feet ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[-] ReplicantBatty@lemmy.one 31 points 2 years ago

Where's ze money, Lebowski?

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[-] Krauerking@lemy.lol 110 points 2 years ago

It's the oldest profession for a reason. Everyone is selling their body just one gender can do it more directly more easily and with the Internet doesn't even have to do it with people interacting with their physical body anymore.

When times are rough, some fucker will still be horny.

[-] Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 31 points 2 years ago

Indeed, lots of men sell their bodies. They call them the trades because you trade your physical wellbeing for money.

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[-] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago

it's not the oldest profession, if you're willing to exchange something for a resource, the actual first job is obtaining that resource.

[-] raef@lemmy.world 43 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Well, I think they weren't counting gathering/hunting for self-sustenance. It's like how other primates trade food for sex. Or the chimps that turned to prostitution as soon as they were introduced to symbolic money

[-] 0x0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 2 years ago

Two things can be true

[-] Grabthar@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago

And the first resource was...

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[-] DavidGarcia@feddit.nl 68 points 2 years ago

back in the ancient times I deleted my instagram because all comments were indian men asking me for feet pics

[-] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 61 points 2 years ago

Baby jirl u r a gooduss plz send bobs and vagine mayb feet? 🦶🙏🙏

Cum to dubai

[-] MiDaBa@lemmy.ml 27 points 2 years ago

You could have monetized that but I guess hindsight is 20/20.

[-] FiskFisk33@startrek.website 68 points 2 years ago

can and want to are two very different things.

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[-] TheBat@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago

As an Indian guy I'm embarrassed to tell I'm from India because of creeps like those men.

Why didn't those weirdos ask for bob and vagene like a normal person? 😡

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[-] The_Tired_Horizon@lemmy.world 53 points 2 years ago

I've met three women at my workplace who've done OF material (they wanted me to sub to them on their instagram, I neither do Insta nor am I really interested).. None of them were particularly traditionally pretty, but I guess some dudes out there are into it. Feet pics, fart p*rn, asmr.. I'm kind of in awe at their ability to make money off this, because a) as a man I cant and b) clearly the job aint paying enough. The moral outrage needs to twist from what she does to what employers pay.

[-] Gabu@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago

It's clearly a recent balance update - women get lower salaries but they can get free cash for a few pictures! /s

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[-] ParsnipWitch@feddit.de 16 points 2 years ago

Why do you think you can't do that as a man?

[-] AFaithfulNihilist@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago

I don't know if you've ever met any male strippers or other male sex workers, but they make a lot less money.

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[-] malloc@lemmy.world 40 points 2 years ago

I just sell my shower water.

[-] ZeroTemp@lemmy.world 29 points 2 years ago

Bath water is way easier to bottle.

[-] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago

It's the elusiveness of the shower water that makes it so valuable.

...

I mean, I'm guessing that's why >.>

[-] MissJinx@lemmy.world 37 points 2 years ago

My feet are super cute but the rest of me is trash, so rent for me. to the job i go

[-] cumskin_genocide@lemm.ee 28 points 2 years ago

I'll need to see some pics to confirm cuteness of feet. After that I'll take care of your rent

[-] daellat@lemmy.world 19 points 2 years ago
[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 33 points 2 years ago

Who would pay to see someone who resembles the Goblin King from Peter Jackson's The Hobbit naked?

Seriously who? I need some money.

[-] JadenSmith@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 years ago

Pierce your dick and call it Frodo.

It's all about the roleplay, folks will pay for that.

[-] GlitterInfection@lemmy.world 26 points 2 years ago

You want thingamabobs?

OnlyFans has that, too.

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[-] VerbFlow@lemmy.world 19 points 2 years ago
  • Not all women have features everyone finds desirable
  • Not all women want people to look at their naked body, especially people with weird fetishes
  • Prostitution is a failsafe, not "having people willing to pay your rent"
  • People can usually access porn for free, so models on sites like OnlyFans have to really put in the work
  • Sometimes creeps can message women and harass them
  • Not all women are attracted to men
  • It's important not to have too many strangers know you naked
  • You need room for doing chores around the house, not just taking naked photos
  • Sometimes being naked isn't enough
  • You need to make sure not to get obese and keep your skin clean
  • Periods
[-] ipkpjersi@lemmy.ml 16 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

The first two fair enough, third one I wouldn't classify it as that. You don't have to be attracted to men to make content solo or with other women. Your next point is, just an opinion I guess, since people will have different things they find important in life. Your last two points are true regardless. Also, there are women who actually like this kind of work, and ultimately it's up to them if they do it or not.

It's nice to have a backup option in life or at least the possibility of one. There are many people (men and women) who are not in positions to have any possibility of a backup option. I generally try not to judge people, especially if they aren't hurting anyone. Not that you are judging anyone, it's just a general principle I have.

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