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[-] Hegar@fedia.io 255 points 9 months ago

This is a story of one bootlicking employee who was in desperate need of fucking off and minding his own business:

However, just as the movie started, an employee told them to put their snack bags away, the report said. They agreed but the employee apparently insisted on sitting next to them to monitor the snack situation.

A few minutes later, one of the children popped a Skittle he was already holding into his mouth, and quite frankly, all hell broke loose, the women said. The employee started shouting at them, and said that the police would be called unless they left. This is when the children started crying.

“My niece asked nicely: ‘If you’re calling the police, are they going to kill my mum?’” one of the women told the newspaper. “And he laughed at that stage. He looks directly in her face and he said: ‘Yeah, maybe we’ll find out.’

[-] schizo@forum.uncomfortable.business 185 points 9 months ago

Dude's progressed from boot licking to boot felatio to boot deep throat, what in the fuck seriously.

[-] jorp@lemmy.world 85 points 9 months ago

Fascists have it so easy, give the average fucker a little pin and tell them they're special helpers and they'll do this kind of thing for free.

[-] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 28 points 9 months ago

I See that In movies and go BS no one cares that much for such a minor role but nope your right there is someone so petty.

[-] dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net 12 points 9 months ago

I think some people are like that and we notice them because they make themselves a spectacle. Best option is to laugh at them.

[-] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 6 points 9 months ago

Well not when they are trying to kill mommy

[-] fsxylo@sh.itjust.works 10 points 9 months ago

Even the theatre was probably like "bro chill".

[-] Ephera@lemmy.ml 18 points 9 months ago

Hopefully they fired the guy and referred him to a mental health institute. If I was a parent, I would definitely not visit a place where my kids get told I could be killed for their actions.

[-] BruceTwarzen@lemm.ee 5 points 9 months ago

Seriously, what is a guy like this even gonna do for the rest of his life? Moving to the US and becoming a cop?

[-] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 1 points 9 months ago

They were trespassed by the theater, so they don't really have a choice in the matter there.

Also, I've seen a video of the encounter, and their conduct towards the employees was pretty poor, and they refused to leave.

[-] occhionaut@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

mf was a thigh-high fr fr

[-] FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world 63 points 9 months ago

Jesus, what a horrifying experience.

[-] alquicksilver@lemmy.world 48 points 9 months ago

Is he secretly an American? Because that sounds far more like something I'd hear here. Atrocious.

[-] optissima@possumpat.io 35 points 9 months ago

Yeah I thought it was US based on context too. I should've been suspicious when the employee didn't open fire on the family...

[-] AnomalousBit@programming.dev 10 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

whispers: your moral narcissism is showing

[-] ech@lemm.ee 15 points 9 months ago

Why are people incapable of understanding the US isn't the source of all evil? Shitty people exist everywhere. It's really not that complex of an idea to understand.

[-] Ephera@lemmy.ml 9 points 9 months ago

I think, it's more the US love of capitalism that makes people think so. It just sounds on brand that someone who worships their company that much would be in the US.

[-] sigmaklimgrindset@sopuli.xyz 10 points 9 months ago

As someone who has been to South Korea, US capitalism looks downright reasonable in comparison.

[-] StereoTrespasser@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

And some European airports are great examples of runaway capitalism. Good luck finding your gate when you're walking through what looks like a shopping mall on steroids. No, I don't want a Burberry Armani Hermes scarf, I want a damn sandwich.

[-] ech@lemm.ee 5 points 9 months ago

Lol, your brain is so wired on "Capitalism Bad" and "'Murica Bad", it's the first thing you think of when anyone does anything wrong, even on the other side of the planet.

Get some air, bud. You've had enough propaganda for a lifetime.

[-] Ephera@lemmy.ml 7 points 9 months ago

The guy acted on behalf of the company, that he works for, at a degree that no one asked him to, nor he'll be rewarded for. And companies get put in charge in capitalism.

That's all the thought chain it took for me to get to capitalism. Literally the point of my comment was that it's not about it being bad/evil/wrong.

[-] Lev_Astov@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago

Sir, this is Lemmy.

[-] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 4 points 9 months ago

I was more under the impression it was because in developed nations, cops don't go around killing civilians for frivolous reasons. But in the US, it happens regularly.

[-] alquicksilver@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

I'm in the US and did a double take when I saw that it was NZ; it's the Americentrism that was ingrained in me since childhood that led me to automatically assume, based on the headline, that it was a story from here.

It could easily be one of dozens of similar stories here. People here can get rabidly protective of their firearms. Threats/offensive comments like the one the employee in this situation made are common enough that I think this would only be considered a fluff piece in the states, if it made the news at all.

[-] ech@lemm.ee 1 points 9 months ago

it's the Americentrism that was ingrained in me since childhood

You can (and should) fix that. Assuming everywhere else is better just because you haven't seen it (or buy the hype) does a disservice to the victims. Power tripping assholes exist everywhere there's power to be had.

[-] alquicksilver@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

I've unlearned much of it, but it remains an ongoing process; it's similar to how recovery from addiction is a lifelong process. Unfortunately, many of my (I'm guessing our, but don't want to assume) compatriots don't feel the need to unlearn it or don't see it as an issue to begin with.

Assuming everywhere else is better

Nowhere did I say that I assumed everywhere else was better. I can see how you inferred that, but that wasn't my implication; I suppose my sarcasm didn't come through well enough. Rather, I am just so used to that type of gun rhetoric here and not used to that from what I hear about NZ that it was a surprise.

Power tripping assholes exist everywhere there's power to be had.

Fully agreed with you.

[-] lone_faerie 24 points 9 months ago

Bro saw "Despicable Me" and took that as a challenge

[-] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 10 points 9 months ago

Average perception of police

[-] pyre@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

this whole thing wouldn't be a problem if the police were the tiniest bit trustworthy

[-] irreticent@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

This happened in New Zealand.

[-] pyre@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

ACAB isn't short for "American cops are bastards".

[-] echodot@feddit.uk 1 points 9 months ago

Are they not? That's depressing

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