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das bagel
(sh.itjust.works)
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A short video still featuring a woman with blonde hair and a text overlay that reads "Things I prefer in the US as a German" with American and German flag emojis, and further states "I don't know why we don't have bagels in Germany."
Above this, the social media post caption reads "I can think of a reason!" The post is from "Vikram Bath @vikrambath.bsky.social."
It's the water.
You have to put baking soda in the water too, right?
No, you have to put 17 million dead micro crustaceans. Orthodox Jews, who will leave the oven running all day so they don't have to push a button on the sabbath, literally made a religious exception to the shellfish rule so they could eat New York bagels.
IDK it's something about NY water that makes them taste better.
I was thinking of pretzels.