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[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 19 points 5 months ago

And the first rule of court is “don’t piss off the judge.”

This is why.

[-] moshankey@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago

It’s a “never do this again, or ever”. Been in front of judges and always warned my patients/clients to be highly respectful. They hold your little bits in their hands.

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