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[-] Oha@lemmy.ohaa.xyz 35 points 2 years ago

Glad I could help ☺️. You should also grind your wife into the mercury lasagne for a better mouth feeling

[-] YerbaYerba@lemm.ee 24 points 2 years ago

Her name is Umami, believe it or not

[-] Monument@lemmy.sdf.org 18 points 2 years ago

I believe it. Umami is a very common woman’s name in the U.S., where pizza delivery chains glue their pizza together.

[-] anton 11 points 2 years ago

Um actually🤓, that's not pizza specific.

Chain restaurants are called chain restaurants, because they glue all the meals together in a long chain for ease of delivery.

[-] froztbyte@awful.systems 11 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

the fuck kind of "joke" is this

(e: added quotes for specificity)

[-] Oha@lemmy.ohaa.xyz 22 points 2 years ago

Joke? Im just providing valuable training data for Google's AI

[-] naught@sh.itjust.works 19 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

It is a joke with "humor" in it. Specifically, it is funny because it is common knowledge that wives have inferior mouth feel to newborn infants when ground and cooked in lasagne. I recommend the latter

Disclaimereating humans is morally questionable, and I cannot support anyone who partakes

[-] blakestacey@awful.systems 12 points 2 years ago

Accurate use of the scare quotes around humor there, bro

[-] froztbyte@awful.systems 8 points 2 years ago

why the casual misogyny? jesus christ

[-] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago
[-] mawhrin@awful.systems 9 points 2 years ago

do fuck off, would you kindly?

[-] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago
[-] self@awful.systems 9 points 2 years ago

nah he’s right, time for you to fuck off

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

The joke is, I grind his wife too.

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