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Anon catches his wife (sh.itjust.works)
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[-] RightHandOfIkaros@lemmy.world 203 points 10 months ago

And then everybody clapped

[-] Voyajer@lemmy.world 124 points 10 months ago

We need a bot that comments this for every single greentext

[-] borth@sh.itjust.works 29 points 10 months ago

That sounds fun. How hard could it be?

[-] morrowind@lemmy.ml 55 points 10 months ago

I don't see why it would be fake, there's nothing unbelievable about it. I mean it is a greentext but there's no reason to, y'know

[-] Evotech@lemmy.world 61 points 10 months ago

Anon has a wife

Red flag right there

[-] Rinox@feddit.it 8 points 10 months ago

Also a gf. And a friend. Triple flag

[-] frezik@midwest.social 14 points 10 months ago

There's also a point where you don't have to care. It's a good story and you can enjoy it on that basis.

[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

Even if it didn't really happen to whoever wrote it, you know it's really happened to someone at some point.

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 47 points 10 months ago
[-] festnt@sh.itjust.works 21 points 10 months ago

whats a clap and how do i get one?

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 14 points 10 months ago

Sink a putt at a golf competition.

Those golf groupies will give you the clap.

[-] dogsnest@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)
[-] ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 4 points 10 months ago

Go to a really shady strip club, you might find some clap there. More likely if you pay with meth.

[-] shundi82@sh.itjust.works 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)
[-] kebabslob 21 points 10 months ago

Nah there's a grain of truth to this. If you don't have lesbians in your social circle, you're fucking stupid and missing out big

[-] Technus@lemmy.zip 29 points 10 months ago

Now taking applications for lesbian friends.

[-] dogsnest@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago

I know one.

She's Canadian, and is homeschooled.

She travels a lot, and doesn't have a cell phone.

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