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Anon catches his wife
(sh.itjust.works)
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And then everybody clapped
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That sounds fun. How hard could it be?
I don't see why it would be fake, there's nothing unbelievable about it. I mean it is a greentext but there's no reason to, y'know
Anon has a wife
Red flag right there
Also a gf. And a friend. Triple flag
There's also a point where you don't have to care. It's a good story and you can enjoy it on that basis.
Even if it didn't really happen to whoever wrote it, you know it's really happened to someone at some point.
No.
Everyone had clap.
whats a clap and how do i get one?
Sink a putt at a golf competition.
Those golf groupies will give you the clap.
Song by Steve Howe.
Clap - Steve Howe
Go to a really shady strip club, you might find some clap there. More likely if you pay with meth.
The Chats - The Clap:
https://youtu.be/POM_98oi0oo
Nah there's a grain of truth to this. If you don't have lesbians in your social circle, you're fucking stupid and missing out big
Now taking applications for lesbian friends.
I know one.
She's Canadian, and is homeschooled.
She travels a lot, and doesn't have a cell phone.