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[-] Chickenstalker@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago

You don't know anything. There's a reason that the real name of "bears" is taboo in many cultures. Just the act of saying its true name made the ancients shit their pants in fear of accidently summoning one. Bears are no joke. They kill on a whim. You can't reason with bears. You can't plead with bears. Bears are equal opportunity killers. They kill men, women, children, trans, straight, queer, ponybros, attack helicopters all the same. Your only chance is to make yourself appear too much a hassle that they rather go eat something else. Let all these women and men who approve of the OP's post be tested irl. See if they will sing the same tune.

[-] flicker@lemmy.world 48 points 11 months ago

I've been in the woods, alone, with bears in the same woods, countless times, and I clearly haven't been eaten.

I mean, you even say in your post that being too much of a hassle to eat is all you need to do. Can't say that any men I've ever talked to wanted to have less sex with me when I indicated I'm a hassle to eat.

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago

Yeah I’ve gone hiking. I’m not like going to go pet the bear, I’m going to give it a huge ass berth and be grateful it won’t get angry at me for doing so

[-] yuri@pawb.social 22 points 11 months ago

You are so whacky a person that this took genuine effort to determine whether or not it’s satire. I know when you typed that up it probably seemed hard hitting and effective, but I’m just imagining someone earnestly saying “You don’t know anything.” as an OPENER and I cannot stop laughing about it.

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