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[-] Alto@kbin.social 30 points 6 months ago

I mean, do I know if the bear is hungry? What type of bear? I'd take a well fed black bear over a random person, they ain't gonna fuck with you. Pretty much any other scenario and I ain't messing with the bear.

Water bear. Ravenously hungry.

[-] Alto@kbin.social 8 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Awh. Cute lil guy

[-] bonfire921@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 6 months ago

Though honestly same could be said about the man in question, is he nice or hostile, can he control his urges or not, is he stable or a complete psycho. This question really goes both ways

[-] Sizzler@slrpnk.net 5 points 6 months ago

The same could be said by both the man and the bear about Kate. So this question goes three ways.

[-] Alto@kbin.social 1 points 6 months ago

Yeah but a well fed black bear isn't going to try to make small talk

[-] bonfire921@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 6 months ago

Neither will a socialy anxious person... Or a mute

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 8 points 6 months ago

A spectacled bear that has eaten his fill of marmalade sandwiches.

[-] Foreigner@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

Gummy bear. It's not hungry, but you are.

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