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[-] Alto@kbin.social 30 points 11 months ago

I mean, do I know if the bear is hungry? What type of bear? I'd take a well fed black bear over a random person, they ain't gonna fuck with you. Pretty much any other scenario and I ain't messing with the bear.

Water bear. Ravenously hungry.

[-] Alto@kbin.social 8 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Awh. Cute lil guy

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

A spectacled bear that has eaten his fill of marmalade sandwiches.

[-] bonfire921@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 11 months ago

Though honestly same could be said about the man in question, is he nice or hostile, can he control his urges or not, is he stable or a complete psycho. This question really goes both ways

[-] Sizzler@slrpnk.net 5 points 11 months ago

The same could be said by both the man and the bear about Kate. So this question goes three ways.

[-] Alto@kbin.social 1 points 11 months ago

Yeah but a well fed black bear isn't going to try to make small talk

[-] bonfire921@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 11 months ago

Neither will a socialy anxious person... Or a mute

[-] Foreigner@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

Gummy bear. It's not hungry, but you are.

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