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[-] TassieTosser@aussie.zone 7 points 11 months ago

I sometimes wonder who died and made them all highway patrol. I just want to get home safe, can people just not fucking ego trip behind the wheel of the 2 ton deathmobile?

[-] Emmie@lemm.ee 1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Frankly it’s harder than you think for many, the only thing that calms me down and makes me drive absolutely great is weed but I hesitate to drive mildly high too often to not get caught randomly by some pig.

Also it seems like the more time I am driving the more bmw drivers and bmw drivers without bmw piss me off.

[-] Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website 11 points 11 months ago

makes me drive absolutely great is weed

Hi, I'm an enthusiast.

Fuck you for smoking and driving.

You cannot justify it to me no matter how many times you rephrase "it helps me chill Bro"

[-] Emmie@lemm.ee 1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

What do you mean you are an enthusiast though. Are you my fan? Please tell me you are my fan it would be so cool

[-] Emmie@lemm.ee 1 points 11 months ago

It helps me chill bro

[-] thanks_shakey_snake@lemmy.ca 6 points 11 months ago

Holy shit please do not smoke and drive.

[-] Emmie@lemm.ee 2 points 11 months ago

Can’t give any promises 😈

[-] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 6 points 11 months ago

Well you just promised us you’re a piece of shit, so … seems you can

[-] Emmie@lemm.ee 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Maybe I am maybe I am not, none of your business honey

I haven’t decided yet

[-] thanks_shakey_snake@lemmy.ca 3 points 11 months ago

Yes, you can. Please do the responsible thing.

this post was submitted on 16 Apr 2024
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