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[-] Garbanzo@lemmy.world 22 points 11 months ago

I assume they're having an emergency. Or they're a raging asshole. In either case it's not a great idea to play games with them. If you ever fuck around and find out I hope you'll come tell us about it so I can gloat.

[-] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago

So you feel that it would be better for me to either increase to an unsafe speed or force my way back into the slower traffic that I was trying to pass in the first place?

[-] Garbanzo@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

You're driving at the bleeding edge of what you consider safe, couldn't possibly pick it up a bit to get by and move over? You're doing that and have the audacity to judge other drivers? Get the fuck off the road entirely, sell your car, stay indoors.

[-] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

Ah, so your answer is "why don't you just do what I tell you?" and beyond that you immediately resort to hurling insults? This is all starting to make a lot of sense now...

[-] Garbanzo@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

You're claiming to be driving so fast that any increase in speed would make an unsafe situation. Your reading comprehension is so poor that you take offense at non-existent insults. Yeah, you shouldn't be driving at all.

[-] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

I was just about to type out another argument, but I realized it's pointless. You clearly will not be happy with any answer other than "everyone should just let you drive however you want to" with a healthy dose of "the rules only apply to everyone else"...

You have fun with that buddy

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[-] yggdar@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

Well there is this thing called a speed limit, that is a very clear hard limit. If you go over, it is at the very least financially unsafe.

[-] Garbanzo@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

There's also a law that says to yield to overtaking traffic. Where's the law that says creating a rolling road block is OK? How did I miss the legislation that deputized every self righteous prick as some kind of speed limit enforcer?

[-] TassieTosser@aussie.zone 7 points 11 months ago

I sometimes wonder who died and made them all highway patrol. I just want to get home safe, can people just not fucking ego trip behind the wheel of the 2 ton deathmobile?

[-] Emmie@lemm.ee 1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Frankly it’s harder than you think for many, the only thing that calms me down and makes me drive absolutely great is weed but I hesitate to drive mildly high too often to not get caught randomly by some pig.

Also it seems like the more time I am driving the more bmw drivers and bmw drivers without bmw piss me off.

[-] Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website 11 points 11 months ago

makes me drive absolutely great is weed

Hi, I'm an enthusiast.

Fuck you for smoking and driving.

You cannot justify it to me no matter how many times you rephrase "it helps me chill Bro"

[-] Emmie@lemm.ee 1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

What do you mean you are an enthusiast though. Are you my fan? Please tell me you are my fan it would be so cool

[-] Emmie@lemm.ee 1 points 11 months ago

It helps me chill bro

[-] thanks_shakey_snake@lemmy.ca 6 points 11 months ago

Holy shit please do not smoke and drive.

[-] Emmie@lemm.ee 2 points 11 months ago

Can’t give any promises 😈

[-] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 6 points 11 months ago

Well you just promised us you’re a piece of shit, so … seems you can

[-] Emmie@lemm.ee 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Maybe I am maybe I am not, none of your business honey

I haven’t decided yet

[-] thanks_shakey_snake@lemmy.ca 3 points 11 months ago

Yes, you can. Please do the responsible thing.

[-] Zorque@kbin.social 6 points 11 months ago

Funny thing about irrational people? Even if you act as safe as you can, they'll find some way to blame you for being their problem.

Tolerance of intolerance is not tolerance. It's enablement. Sure, don't be a petty dick and make the situation worse... but don't necessarily act the doormat either.

[-] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 4 points 11 months ago
[-] Okami_No_Rei@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

I've got a similar story, but with a much more positive ending.

Was at a LARP event, camping in the woods, when a girl started having an asthma attack. She'd forgotten her inhaler, no one else had one on hand, and she was visibly turning blue as she suffocated. We called 911, but the nearest hospital was in a city several miles away and the 911 operator couldn't locate our site to send the ambulance.

We agreed to meet the ambulance on the highway halfway, loaded up in my truck, and I booked it. Pushed my little 4-cylinder Frontier up to 115mph. Fastest I've ever driven. I had my hazards going and was flashing my brights like an asshole at every car I overtook. Thank fuck they all yielded to me.

We met the ambulance on the side of the road, transferred her over, and they were able to get her breathing again. She survived.

[-] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 2 points 11 months ago

OMG!

You saved a life ❤️ great collab

[-] AtariDump@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

Yeah, and never proven to be true.

[-] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 2 points 11 months ago

Sounded a little suspicious on a second read!

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