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[-] Damage@slrpnk.net 85 points 1 year ago

Fucking English, dumb language held together by tape and desperation.

Most languages don't need spelling lessons.

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 70 points 1 year ago

Some of them need extensive drawing lessons.

[-] uis@lemm.ee 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

+15 social credit and 1 catwife

[-] PopShark@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago
[-] Damage@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 year ago

At least then you know how to draw!

[-] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago

Yeah, well how many of those language took us to the moon comrade?

[-] Apepollo11@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago
[-] FilterItOut@thelemmy.club 8 points 1 year ago

Which is basically one of the three dicks that got stuck in anglos to make english.

[-] Damage@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 year ago
[-] lugal@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 year ago

This must be Poe's Law, right? You can't be serious?

[-] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Nope. I thought I went way over the top but that joke but.. not over the top enough apparently.

[-] Aethr@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

I can never get the hate about /s when you see sarcasm taken seriously SO often

[-] sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

You'd think the comrade would have given it away.

[-] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago
[-] ElJefe@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

All it takes is for a couple of people to get it wrong and downvote. Once people see the -2, it’s game on and they will downvote you to oblivion. I downvoted you too! But then I rectified.

[-] lugal@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

I know the feeling... I've been there

[-] aidan@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

This site is the epi-tome of people thinking they're smarter than everyone else, meaning they miss obvious jokes because they'd rather correct the person making the joke.

[-] blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Nah, more like has stupid rules because of loan words. Just English them or make up your own lmfao. It's almost 7/8 of the reasons for anything that makes you go, why?

[-] marcos@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Nah, more like has stupid rules because of loan words.

All languages loan words. Many languages don't have a problem mapping spelling to pronunciation.

Right? Fuck their original spelling. Just translate to your alphabet appropriately and fuck the rest.

[-] Damage@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 year ago

Isn't for example "read" an original word? It's still messed up

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