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Anon is no angle (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 7 months ago by Gullible@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
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>be me
>lifting in the garage
>mom walks in with a plate of tendies with chinese sauce
>always told mom to not to come to the garage while I lifted
>always told mom to never look me in my eyes while I lifted (its where my demons hide)
>she made eye contact
>the plate fell from her hands
>the young man she had been raising had turned into a FUCKED UP beast
>she covers her mouth with both her hands as she lets out a yelp
>turns around and runs away
>put the rusty barbell down
>calmly walk up to the mirror and smash it as I see the beast too
Gosh dang it /fit/, we were gonna go shopping this weekend. What do I do now?

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[-] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 43 points 7 months ago

WTF is "Chinese sauce"?

[-] TxzK@lemmy.zip 72 points 7 months ago

A sauce of Chinese origin one would assume

[-] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 53 points 7 months ago

As one might get with a succulent Chinese meal? At McDonald's???

[-] Klear@lemmy.world 14 points 7 months ago

Localised entirely in your kitchen?!?

[-] EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works 4 points 7 months ago

And my axe!

[-] bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 9 points 7 months ago

Ah yes. I see you know your Judo well.

[-] zip 4 points 7 months ago

UNHAND MY PENIS!

[-] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 13 points 7 months ago

Szechuan sauce. Subtle Rick and Morty reference implying he's a neck beard fanatic.

[-] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

Do they even make Szechuan sauce anymore though? Are people on 4Chan just reposting their own stories now or did McDonald's just give him old rancid sauces?

[-] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

I always assume it's an old meme being reposted on Lemmy.

[-] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

The date says 3/1/24

[-] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 3 points 7 months ago

It's one of the McD standard sauces you can get with chicken nuggets : BBQ, curry or Chinese.

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