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[-] mellowheat@suppo.fi 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Nobody but tankies understand that.

In Tolkien stories, all the good guys are liberals. Saruman and his uruk-hai are perhaps the most leftist things there are in those stories. Elves are moderate conservatives with some questionable histories.

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 39 points 1 year ago

In Tolkien stories, all the good guys are liberals. Saruman and his uruk-hai are perhaps the most leftist things there are in those stories.

Welp, that's simultaneously the most "Enlightened Centrist" thing and the most batshit crazy dumb as a rock thing I've read in 2024 so far!

Donald Trump himself has less stupid takes than that!

[-] mellowheat@suppo.fi 3 points 1 year ago

and the most batshit crazy dumb as a rock thing I’ve read in 2024 so far!

Aww, don't sell yourself short.

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago

I'm not. If anything, I'm going too easy on your absolutely brain dead take.

[-] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 34 points 1 year ago

Saruman and his uruk-hai are perhaps the most leftist things there are in those stories.

What? How so?

[-] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 30 points 1 year ago

Well obviously because when Pippin was sick, the orcs gave him free medicine

/s

[-] mellowheat@suppo.fi 5 points 1 year ago

Because I don't like leftists, probably :)

No but seriously, I was thinking of the tankie type there, not all leftists. And wrote lazily. Sorry.

[-] cmbabul@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

Does Hobbiton have any sort of government that I’m forgetting about or otherwise unaware of? I’ve always thought of it as an anarchists paradise

[-] mellowheat@suppo.fi 18 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

“The Shire at this time had hardly any ‘government.’ Families for the most part managed their own affairs. ... The Thain was the master of the Shire-moot, and captain of the Shire-muster and the Hobbitry-in-arms, but as a muster and moot were only held in times of emergency, which no longer occurred, the Thainship had ceased to be more than a nominal dignity.”

Sounds like night-watch libertarianism that had declined to something even more minimal. Which ironically was easily run over by a smooth-talking old man with a broken staff and a pretty small bunch of ruffians. You had one job.

[-] Count042@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 year ago

Smooth talking old man that is secretly a god.

Angel, not God.

[-] thedirtyknapkin@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

Lol, saruman was more or less a theocratic monarchist with highly authoritarian practices like killing any who opposed his will. He literally used magic to dominate the wills of others. If anyone was leftist in that series it was the Hobbits. They were outright Communist with no government. Though there was certainly still a class structure of sorts there. It's just tough to get a better look at Hobbit social politics. The books tend to just say "then they talked about their family history for 3 more hours" whenever it comes up.

Regardless, the stated intent of the story was to relay his experiences with war. Not with any political system. The forces of sauron and saruman just represented war itself. The feeling of its inevitable March towards you no matter how much you don't want it and dread it. It's very much how I've been feeling lately.

Hobbits had a government and a class system. In Tolkien it's divine monarchies all the way down, some are just God willed and others are... Technically also God willed, because the good guys need bad guys to stab, I guess.

[-] abbenm@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

In Tolkien stories, all the good guys are liberals. Saruman and his uruk-hai are perhaps the most leftist things there are in those stories. Elves are moderate conservatives with some questionable histories.

I hope everyone here appreciates what a special moment this is. This has potential to be the most downvoted comment on Lemmy.

[-] imaqtpie@lemmy.myserv.one 3 points 1 year ago

That comment somehow manages to be more divisive than the Palestinian conflict. A truly remarkable sequence of specious assertions that is guaranteed to piss off vast swathes of the population. Almost brings a tear to my eye

[-] cmbabul@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

As a far left anarchist that loves Lord of the Rings I was very specifically offended

[-] abbenm@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

Did people forget what divisive means? I would say it's exactly the opposite of divisive, it's a comment that is produced as much singular unified reaction as you could possibly get.

[-] imaqtpie@lemmy.myserv.one 1 points 1 year ago

I meant what I said. Most people disagree with the comment, but probably for a wide variety of reasons. It's not a singular reaction, it's multiple reactions to multiple insinuations that all happen to be questionable.

[-] abbenm@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

Yeah and I meant what I said that you don't get what divisive actually means.

[-] imaqtpie@lemmy.myserv.one 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

And you were incorrect.

[-] mellowheat@suppo.fi 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It's a bit sad for Lemmy if 76 downvotes gets you to such a status. But mixing an interpretation of Tolkien with an anti-left message might indeed be one of the best ways to get there.

You might enjoy my other greatest hit: https://suppo.fi/comment/3202858

[-] abbenm@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

Don't worry, it's 76 and counting.

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