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[-] GlitterInfection@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago

Except for plants. They're lazy as fuck.

[-] AltheaHunter 26 points 1 year ago

When was the last time you fixed any carbon, you lazy, entitled heterotroph?

[-] Venator@lemmy.nz 16 points 1 year ago

They still do stuff, just a bit slower.

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

EIGHT HOURS A DAY I’M PHOTOSYNTHESIZING AND I HAVE TO COME HOME TO THIS?

[-] ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 year ago

12 for those hardworking tropical chads

(Did I use that right? It was uncomfortable.)

[-] Tja@programming.dev 4 points 1 year ago

It's an average of 12 hours for every plant on earth (assuming no shadows from mountains, other plants, etc).

The higher the latitude the more uneven it is (up to 24h in summer and 0h in winter for the poles).

[-] Old_Fat_White_Guy@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Try being a Cannabis plant in a grow box.... forced into a grueling schedule of feeding and photosynthesis under lights so bright they could actually be on the surface of the sun. Forced to vegetate and create more leaf surface to photosynthesize even more while bathing in a constant flow of CO2. Only to have your reproductive organs chopped off and burnt. It's not all fun and games if you're Mary Jane...

[-] GlitterInfection@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago
[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

I, too, want to just sit here and photosynthesis all day.

[-] green_square@yiffit.net 5 points 1 year ago

They do stuff, but they’re playing a city building game instead of an rpg

[-] Resonosity@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Yes, plants are autotrophs and can generate their own food from sunlight and the atmosphere. They still need some nutrients from the troposphere, like minerals, but they have it made.

Heterotrophs are where things get wild

this post was submitted on 17 Feb 2024
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