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They should kill each other off in the Gaza Strip so we can give the land to refugees who then start over, will make it their home and live in peace with each other.
In any situation like this the only rule should be that they have to wear simple cloth tunics and only carry 6 inch knives.
If you want to clear out an opposing force you have to get up close and personal. No relying on the technology that lets you step away from the battlefield and dehumanize your "enemy" while also taking away all your own risk.
Wow, genocide meets enlightened centrism. Good take, given the thread.
Ah, Isreal's end game from day one...
Israel want to destroy themselves? That's new to me