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I am straight (lemmy.world)
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[-] PrincessLeiasCat@sh.itjust.works 55 points 8 months ago

TIL therapists diagnose your sexuality.

[-] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 60 points 8 months ago

*guy walks in the room*

Therapist: *writes GAY in their notebook, underlines it*

[-] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 19 points 8 months ago

"I know it. Your family knows it. DOGS know it!"

[-] phorq@lemmy.ml 12 points 8 months ago

Mine diagnosed me as being sexually attracted to therapists. I told them that's not a sexuality and to continue analyzing me...

[-] PrincessLeiasCat@sh.itjust.works 5 points 8 months ago

So are you still seeing them?

[-] phorq@lemmy.ml 3 points 8 months ago

Yes, but nothing's official

[-] Aceticon@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Good old massage therapy...

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