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Thousands of people are reportedly lining up to have a portion of their skull removed and one of Elon Musk's brain chips implanted (www.businessinsider.com)

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Earlier this year, the US Food and Drug Administration gave Neuralink, which Musk cofounded in 2016, approval to launch human trials of its device that Musk has described as a "Fitbit in your skull." The FDA had previously rejected Neuralink's bid for human testing in March over safety concerns, Reuters reported, including that the wires connected to the brain chip could move within a subject's head or that the chip could overheat.

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[-] Fades@lemmy.world 59 points 10 months ago

As I said in another thread about nLink:

Anyone getting this shit will die just like every single fucking monkey test subject. If they don’t die, their suffering will be unbearable

https://www.wired.com/story/elon-musk-pcrm-neuralink-monkey-deaths/

Go on Elon, show us how it’s done and take the first one

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 21 points 10 months ago

Dad got his brain chip in 2010. Worked great. Had nothing to do with neuralink. They've been doing these implants safely for at least that long. The fact that musk can't keep monkeys alive says a lot about the fact that neuralink isn't ready.

[-] Fades@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

That’s fascinating, could you share a manufacturer name? I’d love to look into what kind of brain chips are out there that aren’t from phony stark

[-] pinkdrunkenelephants@lemmy.cafe 2 points 10 months ago

What the hell does that chip even do?

[-] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Epilepsy treatment I imagine.

[-] can@sh.itjust.works 17 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

To be fair, everyone who doesn't get one will die too

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