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[-] OpenStars@kbin.social 14 points 11 months ago

Getting eaten by sharks is natural, just go with it - there's nothing that can be done!

Also:

It's my right to get eaten by sharks, and God says that YOU need to get eaten by them too!! :-(

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago

Those guys went in a private submarine and didn't get eaten by sharks, so I'm going to go for a swim because I might be like them!

[-] OpenStars@kbin.social 4 points 11 months ago

They also wore full shark-proof armor, plus had a private army protecting them, plus jumped in line ahead of everyone else to get the permissions to go out... and have health insurance, a private doctor standing by, a full extraction team, medicinal products pre-purchased and standing by, a second body to jump to if all else fails, and so on - but I'm sure that just me all by myself is going to be absolutely fine!:-P (I will put my faith in my trusty surfboard! in all my experience in non-shark-infested waters it has never let me down... so far!)

Also:

I think I'll wrestle a bear today. With my shirt off.

this post was submitted on 12 Oct 2023
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