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The Economy (lemmy.world)

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Kspacewalk2 13 minutes ago | prev | next [-] fwo economists are walking in a forest when they come across a pile of shit. The first economist says to the other "I'll pay you $100 to eat that pile of shit." The second economist takes the $100 and eats the pile of shit. They continue walking until they come across a second pile of shit. The second economist turns to the first and says "Ill pay you $100 to eat that pile of shit." The first economist takes the $100 and eats a pile of shit. Walking a little more, the first economist looks at the second and says, "You know, I gave you $100 to eat shit, then you gave me back the same $100 to eat shit. I can't help but feel like we both just ate shit for nothing." "That's not true", responded the second economist. "We increased the GDP by $200!" 16 Sept 2023, 20:45 530 17

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[-] landlordlover@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

Two communists walk through the woods. One has $100. The other shoots him for the $100 and buys a a bag of shit from the community store to feed his family. Such is life.

[-] eestileib@sh.itjust.works 23 points 1 year ago

Come on you can do better.

[-] kSPvhmTOlwvMd7Y7E@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago

Meh pretty lame

[-] gmtom@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago

I get you're a troll account trying to get a rise out of people but you can at least try to be funny while you're baiting people.

[-] landlordlover@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

you are getting very close to self awareness buddy. You can do it!

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Comedy is hard.

this post was submitted on 17 Sep 2023
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