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[-] nymnympseudonym@piefed.social 29 points 4 hours ago

Please help understand. Am dumb; do not get

[-] bamboo 78 points 4 hours ago

her eyes are red from smoking the marijuana, and hiding it from the cops behind her.

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 50 points 3 hours ago

I'm so American I thought she'd been pepper sprayed and her eyes were still red while in custody

[-] stickyprimer@lemmy.world 2 points 23 minutes ago

I’m so American it’s not a crime to smoke it where I live.

[-] LodeMike@lemmy.today 8 points 4 hours ago

Is this not the UK where it's decriminalized?

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 5 points 2 hours ago

It's effectively decriminalized everywhere but when marijuana junkies get all hopped up on the devil's lettuce they get paranoid and murdery.

[-] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 1 points 43 minutes ago* (last edited 30 minutes ago)

It's waaay safer than alcohol especially in smoked straight off the plant non GMO strength weed but yeah a processed 200-300mg strength edible can absolutely cause psychosis in the wrong person (it's funny, one of my old psychiatrists actually said something to the effect of 'they're breeding the weed waaay stronger than what my generation was smoking in college...). I've had a looot of schiz spectrum patients who just can't admit that weed or especially edibles are a problem for them and causing their psychosis keep winding up in the hospital.

[-] someguy3@lemmy.world 6 points 3 hours ago

Decriminalized doesn't mean legal.

[-] otacon239@lemmy.world 6 points 4 hours ago

And can a cop (legally) arrest you if you’re just high and aren’t actively doing the drug and not breaking any other laws?

[-] blight@piefed.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 hours ago

In Sweden they can (and do). The police here take about 55 000 blood and urine samples per year for drug use convictions. It's awful.

[-] Catoblepas 8 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

In the US some states call that ‘internal possession’, it’s mostly used so that they have something to charge teenagers with when they catch them high. Dunno how the UK compares.

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 40 minutes ago

internal possession

Wow. That's equal parts draconian and moronic 🤦🏻

[-] portnull@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

Once the substance is in your body it is denatured. Therefore no possession charge. Only of you are driving etc is it a problem

She's probably more worried about probable cause for a search

Edit :ianal but learned this at uni in some sub course

[-] bamboo 1 points 3 hours ago

According to TinEye, this image was from at least 2019, and I don't think it was decriminalized back then? Wikipedia has some info from a few years earlier where they cite a survey saying a majority of all police recorded drug offences in the UK were for possession of cannabis.

[-] callouscomic@lemmy.zip 23 points 4 hours ago

The cop farted so hard, it made her eyes red.

[-] justdaveisfine@piefed.social 12 points 4 hours ago

She's high and doesn't want the cop to notice.

[-] dis_honestfamiliar@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 2 hours ago

We kind of needed that reference. Didnt know that was supposed to be a cop. I'm from America so.

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