I like the one where angels come to earth to visit Lot (our hero of the story) and take the form of men. But because they're angels, they're like, super hot. So all the gays in the village want a piece of that fine angel tush. They bang on Lot's door asking for their Snap and Lot (our noble protagonist) is a reasonable man so he suggests the gay men all rape his virgin daughter instead. But they refuse obviously so God has to blow up the whole village.

Fun fact this is where the "cool guys don't look at explosions" trope comes from because Lot and his wife are walking away from the nuked village but she turns round to look and God has to turn her into salt.

In the third act, Lot's daughters are upset that their boyfriends got caught up in the village nuke so they have to rape their dad while he's drunk and then they all live happily ever after.