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Work ordeal (media.piefed.zip)
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[-] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 22 points 1 day ago

I was trying to finish a 18 eggs in a week because I needed to travel

The level of sulfur in my farts was comparable to visiting a sulfur mine. It was absolutely brutal.

I did not finish all 18. 18 is a lot of eggs. I am not Gaston or Cool Hand Luke.

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 17 points 1 day ago

18 in a week sounds very doable, 3 a day isn't much and you finish in 6 days.

[-] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 day ago

It is doable, but I also wasn’t that committed after a few days.

I gave them to a family member instead

[-] wake@quokk.au 3 points 1 day ago

Breakfast burritos everyday bro

[-] P00ptart@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

Haha I love eggs but it'd be hard for me to get to 18 in a week. Maybe deviled eggs.

[-] jballs@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 day ago

I am not Gaston

Best line in the whole movie/musical IMO:

"When I was a lad, I ate four dozen eggs every morning to help me get large. And now that I'm grown, I eat five dozen eggs, so I'm roughly the size of a barge!"

[-] alsimoneau@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 day ago

Between fried eggs, egg sandwiches, deviled eggs and baking, you can go through 18 quite easily no?

[-] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 1 points 22 hours ago

I did two eggs for breakfast and a fried egg sandwich for 3 days, then just the sandwich, then omelettes, but it wasn’t enough.

I’ve never made devils eggs, I guess I should have tried. Ended up giving them to family.

[-] alsimoneau@lemmy.ca 2 points 11 hours ago

My so has a brownie recipe that takes 6 eggs. A double batch of that and you're good!

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